6/20/07 :: IC!Envy and IC!Ed
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omg_fmaWhen: 06/20/07
Rating: PG-13 (some swearing and blood)
Category: Misc Happenings
Summary: Ed and Envy cross paths... violence and rage happens. As usual.
IC!Ed: *heading back to the state-issued apartment with a bag of seeming junk in his arms, a bit more cheerful than he's ever been since getting back to Central; enjoys having things to keep himself occupied, and transmuting Mal's guitar-thing is the perfect job for the time-being. has finally found the last of what he needs! briefly glances back down into the bag to check its contents, mentally ticking things off a checklist of materials and measurements. suddenly remembers that he's hungry and decides to remedy that once he's dropped everything off*
IC!Envy: *spots yet ANOTHER Ed, takes a moment to check that it's not his double's damned husband; upon realizing it is his Fullmetal, as it were, grins with particular malice, stepping out of the alley where he was hiding, morphing into a nondescript military officer a moment before*
IC!Ed: *absorbed in mental calculations, not really noticing the "officer" at first, but eventually looks up and spots him. grimaces, not happy to see any member of the military since he's sort of avoiding going back to HQ and lowers his head so that his bangs cover his eyes, falling silent*
IC!Envy: Fullmetal! *he exclaims, having a very hard time keeping the bloodlust out of his voice; feigning surprise, he lays a hand on Ed's shoulder - easy because it's so low down* Where have you been?
IC!Ed: *flinches at the touch, seriously considers breaking into a run and pretending that didn't happen. comes to the decision that this officer doesn't mean any harm and slowly looks up to meet his gaze, still frowning. feels like something's off, but isn't sure what* Out of town, as ordered.
IC!Envy: *raises his eyebrows, a suspicious but benign expression on his face* Oh? I wasn't aware of these orders, who authorized this? *wonders how far he can take this, managing to suppress a snigger, face impassive*
IC!Ed: *pulls himself away from the officer, deciding that it's really weird for this person to be asking him stuff like this, since he's pretty sure they've never met before. narrows eyes suspiciously* Then I guess it had nothing to do with you and is therefore none of your business.
IC!Envy: *gets impatient as he is wont to do and grins just a little too wide, his teeth sharper than a human's ought to be* Oh, it is my business, little alchemist~
IC!Ed: *eyes go wide in shock for a second only to narrow again, one of them twitching violently at being called "little" again* You...! *practically growls the word out, grinding his teeth angrily*
IC!Envy: *raises up his hands and actually claps mockingly, his eyes turning purple* Oh, do you know who I am! So quickly! I am impressed.
IC!Ed: *seething now, growling like a feral dog* It's hard to forget the damned annoying faces of freaky bastards like you... Envy!
IC!Ed: *still fuming* What the hell do you want from me now, homunculus?!
IC!Envy: *backs away, shifting back to his customary form, laughing psychotically and crouching, ready for a fight* I think you know~
IC!Ed: *grits his teeth, quickly tossing the bag of parts to one side of the street to retrieve later* Fine. *quickly claps his hands and lays them on his auto-mail arm, transmuting it into the customary blade, tearing right through the cloth of his glove*
IC!Envy: *laughs derisively* You do like that trick. *waits for Ed to come at him first, swaying from side to side, a look of wild happiness on his face*
IC!Ed: *chooses not to quip anything back and just launches into a charge, rearing the blade arm back and swinging it forward in sharp stabbing motion*
IC!Envy: *spins out of the way with a giggle, whipping Ed in the face with his green hair but not otherwise attacking yet*
IC!Ed: *hits the ground in a tumble and quickly gets back up, springing off the ground and up onto his feet. hates the fact that Envy hasn't made a move yet so stays still for a moment, just glaring hatefully at him*
IC!Envy: *clicks his tongue, and as though he was waiting for this lunges the moment Ed is still, aiming a kick for his head*
IC!Ed: *just barely manages to duck his head out of the way in time, falling to the floor, and aims a sweeping kick at Envy's supporting leg*
IC!Envy: *springs off the ground before Ed's leg comes too close, spinning through the air like someone from the circus and landing behind Ed in a crouch*
IC!Ed: Shit! *dives away from Envy in a roll, toward the alleyway he emerged from in order to take the fight off the city sidewalk and away from innocent bystanders*
IC!Envy: *amused by this useless worry about bystanders and reminded of his fight with Hohenheim, he follows Ed, catching up in a flash and cutting him off with a kick aimed for the back of his automail knee*
IC!Ed: *takes the blow with a shout and falls to the ground, catching himself with his hands so he doesn't hit it face first*
IC!Envy: *takes advantage of this fall, moving to ram his elbow down against the alchemist's spine*
IC!Ed: *is hit again, now forced to the ground with another loud shout before getting the wind knocked from his lungs; inwardly curses his lack of fighting practice*
IC!Envy: *stands up to gloat, hands on his hips* My, my, you've gotten worse since we last saw each other~! *malicious grin*
IC!Ed: *works to suck in some air through clenched teeth, then quickly rolls toward the nearest wall, clapping his hands together and laying them against it. giant spikes explode from the side of the wall, aimed straight for Envy's torso*
IC!Envy: *is caught off guard and can't dodge all of them, one spike sticking sideways through his thigh, another ripping open his stomach rather messily; he hisses and yanks out the spike lodged in his leg*
IC!Ed: *takes advantage of the moment to get back up onto his feet, breathing heavily, and then lunges again, throwing the auto-mail arm blade out first in a stab aimed for Envy's sternum*
IC!Envy: *steps out of the way and uses Ed's momentum against him, turning his shoulder and trying to ram him against the brick wall*
IC!Ed: *manages to clap his hands and get them out in front of him before connecting with the wall; still hits the wall pretty hard, but gets to transmute more spikes to shoot out of the wall at Envy at the same time*
IC!Envy: *dances out of the way in a festive manner, laughing* Best be careful you don't hit yourself with one of those, we couldn't have that.
IC!Ed: *pushes off the wall and spins off to one side. hates to admit it, but he has no reply to that; he really could've hit himself. clenches his jaw again and runs in for another charge* SHUT UP!!
IC!Envy: My, my, you are temperamental. That's something I've noticed *continues to talk in a sugar-coated voice even as he dodges, jumping over Ed's head and flipping, landing catlike on his feet* In every dimension, your doubles are reckless. I've killed a fair few of them you know. I never get tired of it *grins*
IC!Ed: *even angrier now, rage probably getting the better of him. claps hands again and slams them to the ground, transmuting a giant stone fist to reach up and grab Envy*
IC!Envy: *is caught, laughing the whole while, and morphs into a small child, slipping out of the fist, retaining the shape for a few moments just for kicks; after all, who could bear to hurt a little girl as cute as Polly?*
IC!Ed: *taken aback by the transformation, eye twitching* You sick bastard...! *working as quickly as he can to convince himself that it's not a real little girl and is just another form of Envy*
IC!Envy: *toddles forward very convincingly, much more docile than the ACTUAL Polly (who had rather a tendency to jump and scream); looks up at Ed with big puppy eyes*
IC!Ed: *quickly backs away, then squeezes his eyes shut and manages to throw a punch aimed for little "Polly"'s jaw - unfortunately with his left fist*
IC!Envy: *giggles at the necessity of Ed closing his eyes, slipping under the punch and aiming an upper-cut towards his groin*
IC!Ed: *since his eyes are shut, he ends up taking the hit – OUCH – and immediately doubles over, in pain*
IC!Envy: *positively howls with laughter, backing away and into his normal form once more; kicks Ed while he is down and turns to leave, satisfied that he has done enough, for now*
IC!Ed: *struggles to get back up onto his feet again, tightly clenching his jaw as he sets a glare on Envy. painstakingly puts his hands together, ready to transmute something else to attack him with*
IC!Envy: *ignores Ed entirely, shifting into another dimension for sheer dramatic effect, so that it appears he merely disappears into thin air*
IC!Ed: *sags to the ground, exhausted, and pounds one fist on the ground in frustration*
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Date: 2007-06-21 02:43 pm (UTC)Yay Kino icon!
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Date: 2007-06-21 05:55 pm (UTC)Yes! I need a copy of Kino that doesn't only play on PCs. Grrr.
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Date: 2007-06-21 11:28 pm (UTC)Thank youuuuu! They made me so happy.