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omg_fmaWho: IC!Ed!H, Coordinator!Envy, Transmutey!Ed, and a shitton of NPCs
When: 08/11/07
Rating: PG-13
Category: Misc Happenings
Summary: The dimensions throw a tantrum and things run amok. And sorry about this taking a while for me to post, guys; I've been packing.
Ed!H: *chillaxin' with his new cab out on a street near the park, doing the wax on, wax off routine with the hood*
Epic Fail Guy: *stick figure pops into existence near Ed!H, shouting to the sky* ALL RIGHT, WORLD, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME THIS TIME! After this, you're going to have to call me Epic Win Guy from now on!
C!Envy: *working like a mofo in his home office because he's that hardcore*
Ed!H: *jumps, wheeling around and just... staring at the crazy stick man* H-hallo?
T!Ed: *dozing in his wheelchair out on the patio, zzzz*
Epic Fail Guy: *spots Ed!H and fans out some cards, shoving them in his face* Pick a card, any card!
Ed!H: Aaahh... *takes a card?*
Epic Fail Guy: *looks away, covering his eyes* Now, memorize that card and put it back in the deck!
Zuko: *falls off of whatever mountain top he's brooding on and into a cart full of cabbages parked alongside a street vendor's stall* AIIIEK!
Ed!H: *memorizes it... it's just the Rules for 7-Card Stud ooookay; puts it back in the deck*
Cabbage Guy: MY CABBAGES!!!
Epic Fail Guy: First before I work my magic, I must shuffle the cards... *shuffles the cards all fancy like* Then, toss them in a some acidic waste! *pulls out a barrel full of toxic things and drops the cards in it before closing it*
Ed!H: ................. *shields his cab*
Godzilla: *beginning his rise from the pond, eyes peering over the water and nose snorting at it, surveyingi the tasty small children playing in the park*
Hax Pikachu: *slinking around, trainerless, searching for rocks and hapless victims to electrocute into smithereens*
Epic Fail Guy: *pushes the barrel over and kicks it so it rolls off* NOW, I'M OFF! *flashes Ed!H a big grin before running off*
Giant Squid: *stalking Godzilla all stealthy-like*
Ed!H: .............Oh, mein gott. *goes back to waxing his car, pretending that was all just a hallucination*
Godzilla: *rises from the depths*
Giant Squid: *prepares to tentacle-whip his Godzilla's ass*
Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHRARGRAGRARARRARARRRRRRR
Seaking: *peeking out from behind a building, looking for the perfect victim to unleash his fury on*
Giant Squid: *TENTACLE WHIP*
Hax Pikachu: *sees Godzilla rising, blinks, ears twitching* Chu.....?? *goes off in that direction to watch the battle of epic proportions*
Godzilla: *OH GOD IT'S LIKE THE LOCKER ROOMS IN HIGHSCHOOL; SMASH SMASH SMASH RAAAAAAAGE*
Giant Squid: *THRASHTHRASHTHRASHTHRASHWHIPWHIPTHRASH*
Godzilla: *SMASHSMASHSMASHFLAILFLAILOHBABYYESFLAILFLAILSMASH*
Zuko: *to random bystander, grabbing him violently by the front of the shirt* HAVE YOU SEEN THE AVATAR?!?!?!
Kool-Aid Mascot: *appears* OHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!
Giant Squid: *SUCTION CUUUUUPSSSS!!*
Bystander: *screeches* WHAT?!
Godzilla: *OHYEAHJUSTLIKETHAT... I MEAN*
Seaking: *picks out a random car that goes by to ram with his horn, the words "FUCK YEAH" appearing above him as he shouts* SEAKING!
Zuko: *desperate and vague arm gestures combined with eye-twitching* THE AVATAR! HAVE YOU SEE HIM?!
Ed!H: ..................................................... *watches the car next to his cab get smashed by a giant koi*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *runs over and pours his dirty, fruity blood over Zuko* OHHH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Bystander: ......ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
C!Envy: *thinks he hears something*
T!Ed: *jerks awake, staring at the flailing tentacles and the giant lizard thing in the distance* Ren..?
Zuko: *screams like a girl and drops the Bystander, thrashing like an enraged emo kid at the Kool-Aid guy... since he kind of IS an enraged emo kid* AAAGH! MY HAIR!
Seaking: *decides he doesn't like the taxi he sees in front of him and starts charging at Ed!H's cab*
Giant Squid: *tentacle spanking*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *proceeds to pour fruitiness onto the bystander*
Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAAAARGHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *bites*
C!Envy: Yes? *gets up and comes out to the balcony* Er...
Bystander: *hates his life*
Ed!H: ......... *runs*
Hax Pikachu: *bounds over and sees Seaking, battle music instantly starts up in its head*
T!Ed: The town's gone nuts again.
Giant Squid: *flails more in PAIN OMG THE PAIN*
C!Envy: ...So it has. *watches with interest*
Seaking: *demolishes the taxi in the same fashion as before and flops around on the grass in the park*
Hax Pikachu: *in its head: Wild Seaking appeared! FIGHT!*
Godzilla: *BITES HARDER* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
T!Ed: We have binoculars anywhere?
Giant Squid: *HARDCORE BLEEDING IN YOUR EYES, MOTHERFUCKER!*
C!Envy: Yes, yes we do. *having a hard time tearing his eyes away* ...I'll go get them. *hurries off*
Hax Pikachu: *Attacks>Thunderbolt (14/15 PP); booom the lightning at Seaking* CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Ed!H: *has taken refugre in a nearby alley when he's bumped into by a rather large person* ... *turns around and sees a large man shape* Oh gott, Gluttony... *breathes a sigh of relief*
Bob Shcrek: *comes out of the shadows* Bob Shcreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek?!
Ed!H: ...........You're not Gluttony.
Seaking: *rather shocked when he gets thunderbolted and narrows his eyes at the Pikachu, does the only attack he knows best: FUCK YEAH*
Hax Pikachu: *hit by the FUCK YEAH, super effective! falls back* Pichaaaaaaaaaaa...!
Zuko: *crackles menacingly as he dries off a little, thank you fire bending powers, and shoots a good ZAP in the direction of the Kool-Aid guy* OH YEAH THIS, YOU GIANT STICKY FREAK!
Hax Pikachu: *gets up, not pleased, NOTHING BEATS TEH HAX PIKACHU* pikaaaa...
Godzilla: *IS BLINDED BY BLOOD AND RAMPAGES OUT OF THE LAKE*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *HIT, WTF?!* OHHH YEAAAHHHH?!?!
Seaking: *already getting bored of this target since it didn't die instantly like all the others, charges at Pikachu again*
Hax Pikachu: *thunderbolt again, ROAR (13/15 PP)*
Giant Squid: *flails around a lot more for good measure*
Bob Shcrek: BOB SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! *stares down at Ed!H*
Ed!H: *stares back up, wide-eyed*
C!Envy: *returns with two pairs of binoculars from who knows where, handing a pair to Ed* So this is why we live on the top floor.
Seaking: *stopped by the attack and left flopping for a few seconds before executing his lesser known Horn Attack*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts running around in his tights, flailing his short stubby arms* OH YEAH!! *sees Bob Shcrek, goes to pour kool-aid upon* OHHHH YEAH...
T!Ed: *takes his pair* Indeed.
Ed!H: *goes running*
Zuko: *takes off after Kool-Aid guy, throwing haphazard fire bending attacks and swearing a lot*
Bob Shcrek: .......... BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! *goes barreling at the Kool-Aid Mascot, arms flailing*
Hax Pikachu: *hit back by the Horn Attack, glares at Seaking for NOTDYING FAINTING YET, decides to Thunder its ass (4/5 PP)* PIIKAA!!!
Pyramid Head: *descends unto the mayhem *
Kool-Aid Mascot: *barreled into because he lacks maneuverability, kool-aid starts slopping out the top of his open head* OH YEAAAHHH!!
Bob Shcrek: *covered in Kool-Aid* ...BOB SHCREK LIKE KOOL-AID. PUNCHY FRUITY YUM YUM.
Kool-Aid Mascot: *APPROVES! winks and poses* OHH YEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Seaking: *AHA! finally figure out how to dodge an attack, but has gotten tired of this fight, performs Run Away so he can find more things to destroy*
Zuko: *GIANT FLAMING FIRE ATTACK AIMED AT BOB AND KOO-AID GUY*
Hax Pikachu: *DO NOT WANT. chases after*
Epic Fail Guy: *reappears in a sakkat near the lake, looking for Godzilla*
Godzilla: *smashing some buildings like only Godzilla can do*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *fluid starts to evaporate out of its open head, looks appalled* OH YEAH?!?!?!
Seaking: *ignores the chasing Pikachu in favor of toppling more cars in major fits of FUCK YEAH*
Pyramid Head: *walks menacingly down the street in front of T!Ed and Ren's apartment building, knowing he smells his damn giant sword thingy around here SOMEWHERE*
T!Ed: *happens to look down* ...Hey, it's that thing I killed in my maze!
Bob Shcrek: *becomes a kabob -- get it, kaBOB?* BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEK NOT LIKE!
Epic Fail Guy: *finally sees Godzilla* There we go. NEKO SEBIRO OUENDAN! *sakkat changes into a helmet with cat ears and obtains new boots, asks no one in general* ...Do I look furry in this?
Hax Pikachu: *chasing, determined to Faint the Seaking, shooting off strings of incredibly powerful electric energy in every direction* PI! KA! CHUUUUUU!!
C!Envy: *looks where Ed is* So it is! Um... What do you think he wants? He's... pacing.
Pyramid Head: *paces*
Seaking: *slowed down by the car toppling business, gets rather angry as the attacks get too close for his liking and rams a car in Pikachu's direction*
Godzilla: *RAWRS at EFG*
Zuko: *CONTINUOUS ZAPPING ACCOMPANIED BY WARCRY* DADDYDOESN'TLOVEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
T!Ed: *looks down at PH* Can I drop something on his head~?
Epic Fail Guy: *flies up to Godzilla's face, aiming a punch at it* YATTTAAAAA!
Hax Pikachu: PIKA! *squeaks in surprise and jumps up into the air and over the car to dodge it, then Thunderbolts into a crisp because it has hax skillz like that*
Godzilla: RAAAAARGHRARAARARARHARRRRRRRR DDDDDDDD:
Bob Shcrek: *barreling down the streets... while on fire*
C!Envy: Er, you sure you'd want to? ...Maybe he wants the giant sword you currently have mounted over the mantle piece.
Seaking: *uses this time to smash a hole in a building*
Giant Squid: *flails, knocking over trees and eating a few ducks while he's at it*
T!Ed: ...No touching my giant sword. *transmutes a small piece of the banister into a rock, chucking it at PH's head*
Epic Fail Guy: FOR THE WIN! *pulls out a gun and shoots at Godzilla, aiming between his eyes*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *wandering to the waterside, a little half melted, half its contents gone, ripping at a huge package of kool-aid to refill itself with*
Godzilla: *keels over, taking out a few buildings in the process*
Hax Pikachu: *buildings falling down all around, not happy and trying to electrocute everything before it can touch the ground*
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes and watches with mild trepidation* Edward, are you trying to get him to come up and destroy our apartment?
Epic Fail Guy: HA! *drops the gun on the body and flies down to dig around* And what's this?! *pulls out the card with the rules for 7-Card Stud on it and holds it up for all to see*
T!Ed: Like he can do anything. *sticks his tongue out at the monster below*
Pyramid Head: *gets bonked on the head and looks up, catching sight of T!Ed waaaay up there on the highest balcony and pointing in a very "YOU!!!!" fashion before heading for the front doors of the apartment building*
Ed!H: *peering at EFG from over the rim of a trashcan, which has made a very nice hiding place, thanks*
T!Ed: ...Oops.
C!Envy: *watches all of this despairingly* ...My beautiful, clean apartment...
Kool-Aid Mascot: *has restored himself!* OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
T!Ed: We can go down and meet him?
Zuko: *in a fit of emo!rage, storming around and igniting various things and people*
C!Envy: Why on earth would we want to do that?!
Epic Fail Guy: *sees Ed!H and proudly yells at him* IS THIS YOUR CARD?! *looks at the card himself as he slowly flies down to the ground, gapes* ...
Kool-Aid Mascot: *goes over to Zuko and pours a glass for him, offers it with a cheerful wink and pose*
Cabbage Guy: *hiding in an alley, stroking a wayward cabbage and hoping no one sees him*
T!Ed: So he doesn't destroy the apartment?
Zuko: *screech* THAT'S IT! I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AGNI-KAI RIGHT NOW! *gets all defensive-posey*
Bob Shcrek: *goes running down Cabbage Guy's alley* BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Cabbage Guy: MY CABBAGES! *leaps out of the way, flattened against a wall, last cabbage flying at Bob*
Epic Fail Guy: ...FUCK. *tosses the card at Ed!H as he covers his face in his hands* I was so close! I could just taste the win!
C!Envy: ...I suppose. What did you have in mind? A fruit basket? *skeptical glance down at him*
KraSora: Kool-Ais Mascot: *offended at Zuko's reaction, splashes the kool-aid into Zuko's face*
T!Ed: ...Yes. Why not. *turns and wheels himself to the front door*
Bob Shcrek: *catches the cabbage, still on fire* BAD DRAW CABBAGE, BOB NO LIKE.
Pyramid Head: *waits for no one, punches the elevator doors a bunch til they open before getting in and hitting the penthouse button*
Pyramid Head: *tapping his fingers on the interior railing thing of the elevator as he listens to the Muzak and waits*
Cabbage Guy: *shrieks and vacates the alleyway, tearing off down mainstreet*
Bob Shcrek: BAD DRAW CABBAGE BAD DRAW CABBAGE BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Zuko: *blasts some more fire at him* ARE YOU AFRAID OF AN AGNI-KAI YOU PANSY JUICE... THING?! I WANNA FIND THE AVATAR! YOU'RE KEEPING ME!
Epic Fail Guy: *walks off dejectedly mumbling to himself* Just wait until I tell my boyfriend about this...
T!Ed: *rolls out to the hallway outside of his apartment, waiting*
C!Envy: Edward, what on earth are you planning? *follows him*
Hax Pikachu: *has lost sight of Seaking and has come full circle. sees Zuko shooting fire everywhere and thinks, Charizard! battle music starts*
T!Ed: I... honestly don't know, but it's worth a shot, whatever it is?
Pyramid Head: *is kind of irritated that he doesn't have to muscle his way out of the elevator as it dings pleasantly and opens, stepping out and taking stock of the two ingrates before him*
David Bowie: *on the ceiling behind T!Ed and Ren*
Zuko: *shooting fire everywhere* HAVE YOU SEEN THE AVATAR?!?!
Foaming At The Mouth Guy: *hears the word "Avatar" and erupts into hysterics and mouth-foam*
Bob Shcrek: ............ *hears the word "Avatar"* BOB SHCREK LIKE AVATAR DRAW WHERE?!
Hax Pikachu: *Loud Flamethrowing Emo Boy appears! Fight! Attack>Thundershock (12/15 PP)* pikaCHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Zuko: *totally oblivious, still trying to duel Kool-Aid guy*
Zuko: *is now on fire*
T!Ed: *waves pleasantly at PH*
C!Envy: Ohgoodgods. *prepared to take evasive action*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts pouring more fruity kool-aid over Zuko to put him out* OHH YEAAAHHHHHH
David Bowie: ......You remind me of the babe. *to PH*
Pyramid Head: *looks(?) speculatively down at him before waving back tentatively and then pointing to indicate their door and shrugging in a sort of "let me in so I can grab my giant sword and jack some shit up, please?"way*
Pyramid Head: *looks up sharply at Bowie, tilting his pyramid/head thing and suddenly not so sure if he wants to move forward*
T!Ed: ... *looks behind himself to see Bowie and totally pretends he did not just hear that, and just looks at PH* No.
C!Envy: Edward... *backs away slowly* ...I blame you...
David Bowie: *jamming on the ceiling singing* I SAW MY BABY, CRYIN' HARD AS BABE COULD CRY, WHAT COULD I DO?!
Pyramid Head: *leaps backward as the caterwauling begins, getting Edward between himself and Bowie*
Zuko: *just stands there. Aghast. And wet. And sticky. And red.*
Cabbage Guy: *runs headfirst into Foaming At The Mouth Guy*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *poses* OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
T!Ed: ... *kind of wishing he could weild the giant sword right now*
Zuko: *glaring deadpan at Kool-Aid guy* I hate you.
Kool-Aid Mascot: *blink, confused* ... Oh yeah...?
Pyramid Head: *pretty much mirroring T!Ed's thoughts*
David Bowie: MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE, NOBODY KNEW! *walks out a window and up the side of the building*
Pyramid Head: *seizes the opportunity and takes a flying leap for the door to Ed and Ren's apartment, wanting to get the fuck out of here as soon as freaking possible, thanks*
C!Envy: *not even sure he wants to stop Pyramid Head at this point*
T!Ed: *wants to stop PH and tries to ram him with his wheelchair.... yeah*
C!Envy: *facepalms with a sigh*
Pyramid Head: *turns around halfway through the doorway and looks down at T!Ed in minor exasperation before stomping over to the mantle, grabbing his sword off the wall and stomping back out again toward the elevator*
Hax Pikachu: *wanders innocently up to Zuko from behind, looking all cute and fluffy and adorably yellow*
Zuko: *still glaring at Kool-Aid guy* Oh no. Ooooh no.
T!Ed: YOU BASTARD! GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD!
Kool-Aid Mascot: *nodding* Oh yeah. Ohhhh yeahhhh.
Hax Pikachu: *puts one paw on Zuko's leg, ear twitching cutely* Chuuu?
Zuko: OH NO! *screechy* OHNO!!!!
Pyramid Head: *ignores him and gets into the lift*
Optimus Prime: *can smell distaster a mile way and barrels down the street in truck form, accidently smashing into a screaming Bob Shcrek*
T!Ed: *pracitcally launches himself into the lift with PH*
Zuko: OH- *looks down at Pikachu* The hell?
Hax Pikachu: *cute smile of doom* Pika! Pika.... *tries to electrocute* CHUUUUU!!!
Bob Shcrek: *goes flying* BOOOOOOOOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
grinkitti: Lift doors: *ALMOST CLOSED OMG*
C!Envy: Edward, get back here! *makes a grab for him*
T!Ed: *MAKES IT... by launching himself out of the wheelchair*
Cabbage Guy and Foaming At The Mouth Guy: *making out in an alley somewhere*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *wanders by Cabbage Guy and Foaming At The Mouth Guy. pauses, raises an eyebrow* ... I wish you all the happiness. *continues along*
C!Envy: EDWARD YOU MORON!
C!Envy:*weighs his options a moment before going back into the apartment, taking off his nice jacket, ad putting his hair into a ponytail before launching off the balcony,doing a few well-aimed acrobatic stunts to the ground*
Zuko: *IS ELECTRIC, BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE*
T!Ed: *glares up at PH* You motherfucking bastard, give that back to me now.
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts dancing weirdly, shouting OH YEAH repeatedly in a festive manner*
Hax Pikachu: *very happy now, still electrocuting*
Optimus Prime: *transforms into a robot... because that's what he does*
Pyramid Head: *looks down at Ed, half-amused and kind of weirded out, sighing and pointing first to the sword, then himself and then outside, then at the sword again and then at Ed, in the best "I'll bring it back" way he can*
Strarscream: *lying in wait on top of a building in badass jet form oh yeah*
T!Ed: ... *narrows his eyes, finding that, oddly, he can understand him* And how can I trust you?
David Bowie: *still singing and passes by Starscream, oblivious to this odd jet thing*
Zuko: *could probably light Milwaukee for a week*
Strarscream: *revvs at him in a kind of "come hither and pilot me" way*
C!Envy: *comes back into the atrium and waits for the elevator doors to open*
Hax Pikachu: *finally stops and just makes a cute face* Pika!
David Bowie: *is strangely compelled to come hither and pilot this odd jet thing... does so*
David Bowie: *and sings about it*
Pyramid Head: *shrugs and does some fancy maneuvers with the sword to make his point, slicing up the interior of the elevator*
T!Ed: *rolls his eyes* Oh, and that's supposed to impress me? I kicked your ass, remember? *smirks*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *...has absolutely no idea where he is or what he's doing there*
Strarscream: *feels even more hardcore, minus the soundtrack, and takes off without waiting for Bowie to put on a seatbelt*
David Bowie: *smashes into the windshield*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *stops dancing, goes off to find someone else to feed his dirty, fruity-tasting blood*
Pyramid Head: *can't really think of a response to this, so gives Ed a double thumbs-up before grabbing his sword and breezing out the doors past Ren*
T!Ed: ...... I'm going to fucking kill that thing again next chance I get.
Strarscream: OPTIMUS! STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY!
C!Envy: Uhuh. *gets into the shredded lift and hits the penthouse button* So how's the floor?
Optimus Prime: *gasp!* DON'T SAY SUCH WORDS IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN! *points to the devestated park*
T!Ed: Quite cozy, actually.
Strarscream: *does a barrel roll* What? Pussy? PUSSY! HEY KIDS! LOOK AT THIS! *starts writing "PUSSY" in contrails*
Random Children in Park: *DEAD in devastated park, cannot hear or see any bad words*
Zuko: *groans* That thing is worse than Azula.
Hax Pikachu: *nods* Pikachu.
C!Envy: Lovely. *wry grin* Want some help up?
Optimus Prime: ........... *wishes he could turn into a jet instead of a flamingly gay truck; damn trucks and their not flying, ah-dur* DARN YOU, STARSCREAM!
T!Ed: ...Please?
Strarscream: *hopes Bowie is enjoying the blender simulation, finishes "Pussy" and starts on "Optimus Prime Touches Small Children"*
David Bowie: *is pretty much dead at this point*
C!Envy: *reaches down to give him a hand up, slipping an arm around his waist for support* You're a real damned genius, you know that? *trying not to be amused*
Optimus Prime: *has had it with these motherfucking robots in this motherfucking sky... aims a gun at Starscream* YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE. 1....
T!Ed: *rolls his eyes, leaning into him* I try.
Burger King: *sneaking around town and peeping into people's windows*
Hax Pikachu: *bored, so runs over to Optimus Prime and climbs up onto his shoulder, gives the jet in the sky a determined glare* PIKACHU!
Strarscream: *just kinda likes the feeling of that rattly thing flopping around in his cockpit.. and totally isn't gay, that isn't how it sounds okay?!*
Optimus Prime: *remembers that other night, Starscream, oh remembers; oh, a tiny rat thing!* What is your name, little creature?! ....Is there more to you than meets the eye?!
C!Envy: *helps him out of the lift and sets him in his wheelchair, biting his lip* So... there's a lot of fighting going on.
T!Ed: *leans back in the wheelchair, dusting himself off* Yeah...
Hax Pikachu: *nods at Optimus Prime* Pikachu! Pika pikachu! *points at Starscream, little strings of electricity flashing from its cheeks* PIKA!
Hax Pikachu: *soooo helpful with his ability to speak only its own name*
Optimus Prime: ...Show your true strength, rat creature!
Strarscream: *writes "Your Mother" for good measure* I DON'T HEAR COUNTING, PANSY!
Optimus Prime: IT WAS IN MY HEAD.
Strarscream: THEN IT DOESN'T COUNT!
Hax Pikachu: PIKA! *winds up and leaps from Optimus Prime's shoulder and high into the sky, because it has hax skillz like that* Pikaaa.... CHUUUUU!!!! *BOOOOOOM electricity flies everywhere*
Strarscream: *watches from afar*
Hax Pikachu: *attack missed, nooooooooooo*
C!Envy: So... um... lots of... fighting. And general mayhem. *coughs* Kidalookslikefun?~
Optimus Prime: That is okay, little rat creature! YOU CAN TRY AGAIN!
T!Ed: ... *wibbles* I wanna join the fun too.
Strarscream: *flies nearer, trying to suck Pikachu into his turbines*
Hax Pikachu: *falling now, not good.... summons thunder from the clouds right above Starscream*
Strarscream: *FLIES FASTER OMG TURBINES DO YOUR MAGIC*
Hax Pikachu: *giant blast of electricity beelines from the sky to hit Pikachu and hopefully fry Starscream at the same time* PIKAAAAAA *in big almighty bwahahaa voice*
C!Envy: *pushes him out to the balcony where they can see everything* That might not be a good idea.
T!Ed: You're going to leave me and fight aren't you? *puppy eyes*
Strarscream: *gets hit and aims a header for Optimus' face*
C!Envy: ...I'll bring you a souvenir?
Hax Pikachu: *got sucked into turbines anddies "faints", at least it got in the awesome hit*
T!Ed: Like sex?
Optimus Prime: *ARGH FACE OW OW OW*
C!Envy: Um, sure. *grins brightly*
T!Ed: Okay, have fun. *mirrors the grin*
Strarscream: *turns into a giant robot and continues to stomp on Optimus' face*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *comes back from out of nowhere, near the Burger King and joining him on his voyeuristic escapades*
C!Envy: Thanks! *launches off the balcony again*
Optimus Prime: *pretty much dead at this point*
Strarscream: *thinks this is very boring of him, and finds a light post with which to poke at him*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *does not approve of this... "to the death" sort of fighting. shakes his head and tuts disapprovingly from where he's been watching everything*
C!Envy: *slinks around, looking for something to wallop*
Burger King: *peeppeeppeep*
David Bowie: *sort of dead, sort of alive, still stuck in the cockpit, lawl*
Strarscream: *feels an odd tickling sensation somewhere in the vicinity of his cockpit; you decide where that is*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *occasionally points at the wall and gives the Burger King questioning looks, like "can i burst through this wall and pass around glasses of dirty kool-aid now please?"*
Burger King: *nods and smiles that big creepy grin of his*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *bursts through the wall and probably scares a bunch of people on the other side with his intrusion* OH YEAH!! OH YEAAAAHHHH!!!
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts pouring drinks for everybody, still saying "OH YEAH" because he's annoying like that*
Burger King: *jumps out of toilets and closets and other random places with hamburgers*
C!Envy: *hears this from the interior of a house and begins to wonder if this was such a good idea*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts triumphantly storming through other walls in search of still more people to feed dirty kool-aid*
Strarscream: *forcefully ejects Bowie through lubrication*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *surprised to see dead Bowie getting ejected like that*
David Bowie: EWWWWWw
Strarscream: *stomps off*
David Bowie: *twitches, rolling over* YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE
C!Envy: *stands over him and makes a face* And you smell like my car's engine.
Dread Pirate Roberts: *wanders over, eyebrow raised* ... As you wish.
David Bowie: The power of voodoo?
C!Envy: What now?
David Bowie: Do what?
Zuko: *gets onto the nearest car, which happens to be Ed!H's taxicab, and starts screaming* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE AVATAR?! ANYONE AT ALL? ANYONE.?
C!Envy: Argh!
Dread Pirate Roberts: .......Where is Buttercup?
Dread Pirate Roberts: *draws his pretty fencing sword on Zuko* ...Who are you? Are we enemies? Where is Buttercup?
Zuko: No, not flowers. AVATAR!
When: 08/11/07
Rating: PG-13
Category: Misc Happenings
Summary: The dimensions throw a tantrum and things run amok. And sorry about this taking a while for me to post, guys; I've been packing.
Ed!H: *chillaxin' with his new cab out on a street near the park, doing the wax on, wax off routine with the hood*
Epic Fail Guy: *stick figure pops into existence near Ed!H, shouting to the sky* ALL RIGHT, WORLD, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME THIS TIME! After this, you're going to have to call me Epic Win Guy from now on!
C!Envy: *working like a mofo in his home office because he's that hardcore*
Ed!H: *jumps, wheeling around and just... staring at the crazy stick man* H-hallo?
T!Ed: *dozing in his wheelchair out on the patio, zzzz*
Epic Fail Guy: *spots Ed!H and fans out some cards, shoving them in his face* Pick a card, any card!
Ed!H: Aaahh... *takes a card?*
Epic Fail Guy: *looks away, covering his eyes* Now, memorize that card and put it back in the deck!
Zuko: *falls off of whatever mountain top he's brooding on and into a cart full of cabbages parked alongside a street vendor's stall* AIIIEK!
Ed!H: *memorizes it... it's just the Rules for 7-Card Stud ooookay; puts it back in the deck*
Cabbage Guy: MY CABBAGES!!!
Epic Fail Guy: First before I work my magic, I must shuffle the cards... *shuffles the cards all fancy like* Then, toss them in a some acidic waste! *pulls out a barrel full of toxic things and drops the cards in it before closing it*
Ed!H: ................. *shields his cab*
Godzilla: *beginning his rise from the pond, eyes peering over the water and nose snorting at it, surveyingi the tasty small children playing in the park*
Hax Pikachu: *slinking around, trainerless, searching for rocks and hapless victims to electrocute into smithereens*
Epic Fail Guy: *pushes the barrel over and kicks it so it rolls off* NOW, I'M OFF! *flashes Ed!H a big grin before running off*
Giant Squid: *stalking Godzilla all stealthy-like*
Ed!H: .............Oh, mein gott. *goes back to waxing his car, pretending that was all just a hallucination*
Godzilla: *rises from the depths*
Giant Squid: *prepares to tentacle-whip his Godzilla's ass*
Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHRARGRAGRARARRARARRRRRRR
Seaking: *peeking out from behind a building, looking for the perfect victim to unleash his fury on*
Giant Squid: *TENTACLE WHIP*
Hax Pikachu: *sees Godzilla rising, blinks, ears twitching* Chu.....?? *goes off in that direction to watch the battle of epic proportions*
Godzilla: *OH GOD IT'S LIKE THE LOCKER ROOMS IN HIGHSCHOOL; SMASH SMASH SMASH RAAAAAAAGE*
Giant Squid: *THRASHTHRASHTHRASHTHRASHWHIPWHIPTHRASH*
Godzilla: *SMASHSMASHSMASHFLAILFLAILOHBABYYESFLAILFLAILSMASH*
Zuko: *to random bystander, grabbing him violently by the front of the shirt* HAVE YOU SEEN THE AVATAR?!?!?!
Kool-Aid Mascot: *appears* OHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!
Giant Squid: *SUCTION CUUUUUPSSSS!!*
Bystander: *screeches* WHAT?!
Godzilla: *OHYEAHJUSTLIKETHAT... I MEAN*
Seaking: *picks out a random car that goes by to ram with his horn, the words "FUCK YEAH" appearing above him as he shouts* SEAKING!
Zuko: *desperate and vague arm gestures combined with eye-twitching* THE AVATAR! HAVE YOU SEE HIM?!
Ed!H: ..................................................... *watches the car next to his cab get smashed by a giant koi*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *runs over and pours his dirty, fruity blood over Zuko* OHHH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Bystander: ......ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
C!Envy: *thinks he hears something*
T!Ed: *jerks awake, staring at the flailing tentacles and the giant lizard thing in the distance* Ren..?
Zuko: *screams like a girl and drops the Bystander, thrashing like an enraged emo kid at the Kool-Aid guy... since he kind of IS an enraged emo kid* AAAGH! MY HAIR!
Seaking: *decides he doesn't like the taxi he sees in front of him and starts charging at Ed!H's cab*
Giant Squid: *tentacle spanking*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *proceeds to pour fruitiness onto the bystander*
Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAAAARGHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *bites*
C!Envy: Yes? *gets up and comes out to the balcony* Er...
Bystander: *hates his life*
Ed!H: ......... *runs*
Hax Pikachu: *bounds over and sees Seaking, battle music instantly starts up in its head*
T!Ed: The town's gone nuts again.
Giant Squid: *flails more in PAIN OMG THE PAIN*
C!Envy: ...So it has. *watches with interest*
Seaking: *demolishes the taxi in the same fashion as before and flops around on the grass in the park*
Hax Pikachu: *in its head: Wild Seaking appeared! FIGHT!*
Godzilla: *BITES HARDER* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
T!Ed: We have binoculars anywhere?
Giant Squid: *HARDCORE BLEEDING IN YOUR EYES, MOTHERFUCKER!*
C!Envy: Yes, yes we do. *having a hard time tearing his eyes away* ...I'll go get them. *hurries off*
Hax Pikachu: *Attacks>Thunderbolt (14/15 PP); booom the lightning at Seaking* CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Ed!H: *has taken refugre in a nearby alley when he's bumped into by a rather large person* ... *turns around and sees a large man shape* Oh gott, Gluttony... *breathes a sigh of relief*
Bob Shcrek: *comes out of the shadows* Bob Shcreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek?!
Ed!H: ...........You're not Gluttony.
Seaking: *rather shocked when he gets thunderbolted and narrows his eyes at the Pikachu, does the only attack he knows best: FUCK YEAH*
Hax Pikachu: *hit by the FUCK YEAH, super effective! falls back* Pichaaaaaaaaaaa...!
Zuko: *crackles menacingly as he dries off a little, thank you fire bending powers, and shoots a good ZAP in the direction of the Kool-Aid guy* OH YEAH THIS, YOU GIANT STICKY FREAK!
Hax Pikachu: *gets up, not pleased, NOTHING BEATS TEH HAX PIKACHU* pikaaaa...
Godzilla: *IS BLINDED BY BLOOD AND RAMPAGES OUT OF THE LAKE*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *HIT, WTF?!* OHHH YEAAAHHHH?!?!
Seaking: *already getting bored of this target since it didn't die instantly like all the others, charges at Pikachu again*
Hax Pikachu: *thunderbolt again, ROAR (13/15 PP)*
Giant Squid: *flails around a lot more for good measure*
Bob Shcrek: BOB SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! *stares down at Ed!H*
Ed!H: *stares back up, wide-eyed*
C!Envy: *returns with two pairs of binoculars from who knows where, handing a pair to Ed* So this is why we live on the top floor.
Seaking: *stopped by the attack and left flopping for a few seconds before executing his lesser known Horn Attack*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts running around in his tights, flailing his short stubby arms* OH YEAH!! *sees Bob Shcrek, goes to pour kool-aid upon* OHHHH YEAH...
T!Ed: *takes his pair* Indeed.
Ed!H: *goes running*
Zuko: *takes off after Kool-Aid guy, throwing haphazard fire bending attacks and swearing a lot*
Bob Shcrek: .......... BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! *goes barreling at the Kool-Aid Mascot, arms flailing*
Hax Pikachu: *hit back by the Horn Attack, glares at Seaking for NOT
Pyramid Head: *descends unto the mayhem *
Kool-Aid Mascot: *barreled into because he lacks maneuverability, kool-aid starts slopping out the top of his open head* OH YEAAAHHH!!
Bob Shcrek: *covered in Kool-Aid* ...BOB SHCREK LIKE KOOL-AID. PUNCHY FRUITY YUM YUM.
Kool-Aid Mascot: *APPROVES! winks and poses* OHH YEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Seaking: *AHA! finally figure out how to dodge an attack, but has gotten tired of this fight, performs Run Away so he can find more things to destroy*
Zuko: *GIANT FLAMING FIRE ATTACK AIMED AT BOB AND KOO-AID GUY*
Hax Pikachu: *DO NOT WANT. chases after*
Epic Fail Guy: *reappears in a sakkat near the lake, looking for Godzilla*
Godzilla: *smashing some buildings like only Godzilla can do*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *fluid starts to evaporate out of its open head, looks appalled* OH YEAH?!?!?!
Seaking: *ignores the chasing Pikachu in favor of toppling more cars in major fits of FUCK YEAH*
Pyramid Head: *walks menacingly down the street in front of T!Ed and Ren's apartment building, knowing he smells his damn giant sword thingy around here SOMEWHERE*
T!Ed: *happens to look down* ...Hey, it's that thing I killed in my maze!
Bob Shcrek: *becomes a kabob -- get it, kaBOB?* BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEK NOT LIKE!
Epic Fail Guy: *finally sees Godzilla* There we go. NEKO SEBIRO OUENDAN! *sakkat changes into a helmet with cat ears and obtains new boots, asks no one in general* ...Do I look furry in this?
Hax Pikachu: *chasing, determined to Faint the Seaking, shooting off strings of incredibly powerful electric energy in every direction* PI! KA! CHUUUUUU!!
C!Envy: *looks where Ed is* So it is! Um... What do you think he wants? He's... pacing.
Pyramid Head: *paces*
Seaking: *slowed down by the car toppling business, gets rather angry as the attacks get too close for his liking and rams a car in Pikachu's direction*
Godzilla: *RAWRS at EFG*
Zuko: *CONTINUOUS ZAPPING ACCOMPANIED BY WARCRY* DADDYDOESN'TLOVEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
T!Ed: *looks down at PH* Can I drop something on his head~?
Epic Fail Guy: *flies up to Godzilla's face, aiming a punch at it* YATTTAAAAA!
Hax Pikachu: PIKA! *squeaks in surprise and jumps up into the air and over the car to dodge it, then Thunderbolts into a crisp because it has hax skillz like that*
Godzilla: RAAAAARGHRARAARARARHARRRRRRRR DDDDDDDD:
Bob Shcrek: *barreling down the streets... while on fire*
C!Envy: Er, you sure you'd want to? ...Maybe he wants the giant sword you currently have mounted over the mantle piece.
Seaking: *uses this time to smash a hole in a building*
Giant Squid: *flails, knocking over trees and eating a few ducks while he's at it*
T!Ed: ...No touching my giant sword. *transmutes a small piece of the banister into a rock, chucking it at PH's head*
Epic Fail Guy: FOR THE WIN! *pulls out a gun and shoots at Godzilla, aiming between his eyes*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *wandering to the waterside, a little half melted, half its contents gone, ripping at a huge package of kool-aid to refill itself with*
Godzilla: *keels over, taking out a few buildings in the process*
Hax Pikachu: *buildings falling down all around, not happy and trying to electrocute everything before it can touch the ground*
C!Envy: *rolls his eyes and watches with mild trepidation* Edward, are you trying to get him to come up and destroy our apartment?
Epic Fail Guy: HA! *drops the gun on the body and flies down to dig around* And what's this?! *pulls out the card with the rules for 7-Card Stud on it and holds it up for all to see*
T!Ed: Like he can do anything. *sticks his tongue out at the monster below*
Pyramid Head: *gets bonked on the head and looks up, catching sight of T!Ed waaaay up there on the highest balcony and pointing in a very "YOU!!!!" fashion before heading for the front doors of the apartment building*
Ed!H: *peering at EFG from over the rim of a trashcan, which has made a very nice hiding place, thanks*
T!Ed: ...Oops.
C!Envy: *watches all of this despairingly* ...My beautiful, clean apartment...
Kool-Aid Mascot: *has restored himself!* OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
T!Ed: We can go down and meet him?
Zuko: *in a fit of emo!rage, storming around and igniting various things and people*
C!Envy: Why on earth would we want to do that?!
Epic Fail Guy: *sees Ed!H and proudly yells at him* IS THIS YOUR CARD?! *looks at the card himself as he slowly flies down to the ground, gapes* ...
Kool-Aid Mascot: *goes over to Zuko and pours a glass for him, offers it with a cheerful wink and pose*
Cabbage Guy: *hiding in an alley, stroking a wayward cabbage and hoping no one sees him*
T!Ed: So he doesn't destroy the apartment?
Zuko: *screech* THAT'S IT! I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN AGNI-KAI RIGHT NOW! *gets all defensive-posey*
Bob Shcrek: *goes running down Cabbage Guy's alley* BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Cabbage Guy: MY CABBAGES! *leaps out of the way, flattened against a wall, last cabbage flying at Bob*
Epic Fail Guy: ...FUCK. *tosses the card at Ed!H as he covers his face in his hands* I was so close! I could just taste the win!
C!Envy: ...I suppose. What did you have in mind? A fruit basket? *skeptical glance down at him*
KraSora: Kool-Ais Mascot: *offended at Zuko's reaction, splashes the kool-aid into Zuko's face*
T!Ed: ...Yes. Why not. *turns and wheels himself to the front door*
Bob Shcrek: *catches the cabbage, still on fire* BAD DRAW CABBAGE, BOB NO LIKE.
Pyramid Head: *waits for no one, punches the elevator doors a bunch til they open before getting in and hitting the penthouse button*
Pyramid Head: *tapping his fingers on the interior railing thing of the elevator as he listens to the Muzak and waits*
Cabbage Guy: *shrieks and vacates the alleyway, tearing off down mainstreet*
Bob Shcrek: BAD DRAW CABBAGE BAD DRAW CABBAGE BOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Zuko: *blasts some more fire at him* ARE YOU AFRAID OF AN AGNI-KAI YOU PANSY JUICE... THING?! I WANNA FIND THE AVATAR! YOU'RE KEEPING ME!
Epic Fail Guy: *walks off dejectedly mumbling to himself* Just wait until I tell my boyfriend about this...
T!Ed: *rolls out to the hallway outside of his apartment, waiting*
C!Envy: Edward, what on earth are you planning? *follows him*
Hax Pikachu: *has lost sight of Seaking and has come full circle. sees Zuko shooting fire everywhere and thinks, Charizard! battle music starts*
T!Ed: I... honestly don't know, but it's worth a shot, whatever it is?
Pyramid Head: *is kind of irritated that he doesn't have to muscle his way out of the elevator as it dings pleasantly and opens, stepping out and taking stock of the two ingrates before him*
David Bowie: *on the ceiling behind T!Ed and Ren*
Zuko: *shooting fire everywhere* HAVE YOU SEEN THE AVATAR?!?!
Foaming At The Mouth Guy: *hears the word "Avatar" and erupts into hysterics and mouth-foam*
Bob Shcrek: ............ *hears the word "Avatar"* BOB SHCREK LIKE AVATAR DRAW WHERE?!
Hax Pikachu: *Loud Flamethrowing Emo Boy appears! Fight! Attack>Thundershock (12/15 PP)* pikaCHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Zuko: *totally oblivious, still trying to duel Kool-Aid guy*
Zuko: *is now on fire*
T!Ed: *waves pleasantly at PH*
C!Envy: Ohgoodgods. *prepared to take evasive action*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts pouring more fruity kool-aid over Zuko to put him out* OHH YEAAAHHHHHH
David Bowie: ......You remind me of the babe. *to PH*
Pyramid Head: *looks(?) speculatively down at him before waving back tentatively and then pointing to indicate their door and shrugging in a sort of "let me in so I can grab my giant sword and jack some shit up, please?"way*
Pyramid Head: *looks up sharply at Bowie, tilting his pyramid/head thing and suddenly not so sure if he wants to move forward*
T!Ed: ... *looks behind himself to see Bowie and totally pretends he did not just hear that, and just looks at PH* No.
C!Envy: Edward... *backs away slowly* ...I blame you...
David Bowie: *jamming on the ceiling singing* I SAW MY BABY, CRYIN' HARD AS BABE COULD CRY, WHAT COULD I DO?!
Pyramid Head: *leaps backward as the caterwauling begins, getting Edward between himself and Bowie*
Zuko: *just stands there. Aghast. And wet. And sticky. And red.*
Cabbage Guy: *runs headfirst into Foaming At The Mouth Guy*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *poses* OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
T!Ed: ... *kind of wishing he could weild the giant sword right now*
Zuko: *glaring deadpan at Kool-Aid guy* I hate you.
Kool-Aid Mascot: *blink, confused* ... Oh yeah...?
Pyramid Head: *pretty much mirroring T!Ed's thoughts*
David Bowie: MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE, NOBODY KNEW! *walks out a window and up the side of the building*
Pyramid Head: *seizes the opportunity and takes a flying leap for the door to Ed and Ren's apartment, wanting to get the fuck out of here as soon as freaking possible, thanks*
C!Envy: *not even sure he wants to stop Pyramid Head at this point*
T!Ed: *wants to stop PH and tries to ram him with his wheelchair.... yeah*
C!Envy: *facepalms with a sigh*
Pyramid Head: *turns around halfway through the doorway and looks down at T!Ed in minor exasperation before stomping over to the mantle, grabbing his sword off the wall and stomping back out again toward the elevator*
Hax Pikachu: *wanders innocently up to Zuko from behind, looking all cute and fluffy and adorably yellow*
Zuko: *still glaring at Kool-Aid guy* Oh no. Ooooh no.
T!Ed: YOU BASTARD! GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD!
Kool-Aid Mascot: *nodding* Oh yeah. Ohhhh yeahhhh.
Hax Pikachu: *puts one paw on Zuko's leg, ear twitching cutely* Chuuu?
Zuko: OH NO! *screechy* OHNO!!!!
Pyramid Head: *ignores him and gets into the lift*
Optimus Prime: *can smell distaster a mile way and barrels down the street in truck form, accidently smashing into a screaming Bob Shcrek*
T!Ed: *pracitcally launches himself into the lift with PH*
Zuko: OH- *looks down at Pikachu* The hell?
Hax Pikachu: *cute smile of doom* Pika! Pika.... *tries to electrocute* CHUUUUU!!!
Bob Shcrek: *goes flying* BOOOOOOOOB SHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
grinkitti: Lift doors: *ALMOST CLOSED OMG*
C!Envy: Edward, get back here! *makes a grab for him*
T!Ed: *MAKES IT... by launching himself out of the wheelchair*
Cabbage Guy and Foaming At The Mouth Guy: *making out in an alley somewhere*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *wanders by Cabbage Guy and Foaming At The Mouth Guy. pauses, raises an eyebrow* ... I wish you all the happiness. *continues along*
C!Envy: EDWARD YOU MORON!
C!Envy:*weighs his options a moment before going back into the apartment, taking off his nice jacket, ad putting his hair into a ponytail before launching off the balcony,doing a few well-aimed acrobatic stunts to the ground*
Zuko: *IS ELECTRIC, BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE*
T!Ed: *glares up at PH* You motherfucking bastard, give that back to me now.
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts dancing weirdly, shouting OH YEAH repeatedly in a festive manner*
Hax Pikachu: *very happy now, still electrocuting*
Optimus Prime: *transforms into a robot... because that's what he does*
Pyramid Head: *looks down at Ed, half-amused and kind of weirded out, sighing and pointing first to the sword, then himself and then outside, then at the sword again and then at Ed, in the best "I'll bring it back" way he can*
Strarscream: *lying in wait on top of a building in badass jet form oh yeah*
T!Ed: ... *narrows his eyes, finding that, oddly, he can understand him* And how can I trust you?
David Bowie: *still singing and passes by Starscream, oblivious to this odd jet thing*
Zuko: *could probably light Milwaukee for a week*
Strarscream: *revvs at him in a kind of "come hither and pilot me" way*
C!Envy: *comes back into the atrium and waits for the elevator doors to open*
Hax Pikachu: *finally stops and just makes a cute face* Pika!
David Bowie: *is strangely compelled to come hither and pilot this odd jet thing... does so*
David Bowie: *and sings about it*
Pyramid Head: *shrugs and does some fancy maneuvers with the sword to make his point, slicing up the interior of the elevator*
T!Ed: *rolls his eyes* Oh, and that's supposed to impress me? I kicked your ass, remember? *smirks*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *...has absolutely no idea where he is or what he's doing there*
Strarscream: *feels even more hardcore, minus the soundtrack, and takes off without waiting for Bowie to put on a seatbelt*
David Bowie: *smashes into the windshield*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *stops dancing, goes off to find someone else to feed his dirty, fruity-tasting blood*
Pyramid Head: *can't really think of a response to this, so gives Ed a double thumbs-up before grabbing his sword and breezing out the doors past Ren*
T!Ed: ...... I'm going to fucking kill that thing again next chance I get.
Strarscream: OPTIMUS! STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY!
C!Envy: Uhuh. *gets into the shredded lift and hits the penthouse button* So how's the floor?
Optimus Prime: *gasp!* DON'T SAY SUCH WORDS IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN! *points to the devestated park*
T!Ed: Quite cozy, actually.
Strarscream: *does a barrel roll* What? Pussy? PUSSY! HEY KIDS! LOOK AT THIS! *starts writing "PUSSY" in contrails*
Random Children in Park: *DEAD in devastated park, cannot hear or see any bad words*
Zuko: *groans* That thing is worse than Azula.
Hax Pikachu: *nods* Pikachu.
C!Envy: Lovely. *wry grin* Want some help up?
Optimus Prime: ........... *wishes he could turn into a jet instead of a flamingly gay truck; damn trucks and their not flying, ah-dur* DARN YOU, STARSCREAM!
T!Ed: ...Please?
Strarscream: *hopes Bowie is enjoying the blender simulation, finishes "Pussy" and starts on "Optimus Prime Touches Small Children"*
David Bowie: *is pretty much dead at this point*
C!Envy: *reaches down to give him a hand up, slipping an arm around his waist for support* You're a real damned genius, you know that? *trying not to be amused*
Optimus Prime: *has had it with these motherfucking robots in this motherfucking sky... aims a gun at Starscream* YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE. 1....
T!Ed: *rolls his eyes, leaning into him* I try.
Burger King: *sneaking around town and peeping into people's windows*
Hax Pikachu: *bored, so runs over to Optimus Prime and climbs up onto his shoulder, gives the jet in the sky a determined glare* PIKACHU!
Strarscream: *just kinda likes the feeling of that rattly thing flopping around in his cockpit.. and totally isn't gay, that isn't how it sounds okay?!*
Optimus Prime: *remembers that other night, Starscream, oh remembers; oh, a tiny rat thing!* What is your name, little creature?! ....Is there more to you than meets the eye?!
C!Envy: *helps him out of the lift and sets him in his wheelchair, biting his lip* So... there's a lot of fighting going on.
T!Ed: *leans back in the wheelchair, dusting himself off* Yeah...
Hax Pikachu: *nods at Optimus Prime* Pikachu! Pika pikachu! *points at Starscream, little strings of electricity flashing from its cheeks* PIKA!
Hax Pikachu: *soooo helpful with his ability to speak only its own name*
Optimus Prime: ...Show your true strength, rat creature!
Strarscream: *writes "Your Mother" for good measure* I DON'T HEAR COUNTING, PANSY!
Optimus Prime: IT WAS IN MY HEAD.
Strarscream: THEN IT DOESN'T COUNT!
Hax Pikachu: PIKA! *winds up and leaps from Optimus Prime's shoulder and high into the sky, because it has hax skillz like that* Pikaaa.... CHUUUUU!!!! *BOOOOOOM electricity flies everywhere*
Strarscream: *watches from afar*
Hax Pikachu: *attack missed, nooooooooooo*
C!Envy: So... um... lots of... fighting. And general mayhem. *coughs* Kidalookslikefun?~
Optimus Prime: That is okay, little rat creature! YOU CAN TRY AGAIN!
T!Ed: ... *wibbles* I wanna join the fun too.
Strarscream: *flies nearer, trying to suck Pikachu into his turbines*
Hax Pikachu: *falling now, not good.... summons thunder from the clouds right above Starscream*
Strarscream: *FLIES FASTER OMG TURBINES DO YOUR MAGIC*
Hax Pikachu: *giant blast of electricity beelines from the sky to hit Pikachu and hopefully fry Starscream at the same time* PIKAAAAAA *in big almighty bwahahaa voice*
C!Envy: *pushes him out to the balcony where they can see everything* That might not be a good idea.
T!Ed: You're going to leave me and fight aren't you? *puppy eyes*
Strarscream: *gets hit and aims a header for Optimus' face*
C!Envy: ...I'll bring you a souvenir?
Hax Pikachu: *got sucked into turbines and
T!Ed: Like sex?
Optimus Prime: *ARGH FACE OW OW OW*
C!Envy: Um, sure. *grins brightly*
T!Ed: Okay, have fun. *mirrors the grin*
Strarscream: *turns into a giant robot and continues to stomp on Optimus' face*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *comes back from out of nowhere, near the Burger King and joining him on his voyeuristic escapades*
C!Envy: Thanks! *launches off the balcony again*
Optimus Prime: *pretty much dead at this point*
Strarscream: *thinks this is very boring of him, and finds a light post with which to poke at him*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *does not approve of this... "to the death" sort of fighting. shakes his head and tuts disapprovingly from where he's been watching everything*
C!Envy: *slinks around, looking for something to wallop*
Burger King: *peeppeeppeep*
David Bowie: *sort of dead, sort of alive, still stuck in the cockpit, lawl*
Strarscream: *feels an odd tickling sensation somewhere in the vicinity of his cockpit; you decide where that is*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *occasionally points at the wall and gives the Burger King questioning looks, like "can i burst through this wall and pass around glasses of dirty kool-aid now please?"*
Burger King: *nods and smiles that big creepy grin of his*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *bursts through the wall and probably scares a bunch of people on the other side with his intrusion* OH YEAH!! OH YEAAAAHHHH!!!
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts pouring drinks for everybody, still saying "OH YEAH" because he's annoying like that*
Burger King: *jumps out of toilets and closets and other random places with hamburgers*
C!Envy: *hears this from the interior of a house and begins to wonder if this was such a good idea*
Kool-Aid Mascot: *starts triumphantly storming through other walls in search of still more people to feed dirty kool-aid*
Strarscream: *forcefully ejects Bowie through lubrication*
Dread Pirate Roberts: *surprised to see dead Bowie getting ejected like that*
David Bowie: EWWWWWw
Strarscream: *stomps off*
David Bowie: *twitches, rolling over* YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE
C!Envy: *stands over him and makes a face* And you smell like my car's engine.
Dread Pirate Roberts: *wanders over, eyebrow raised* ... As you wish.
David Bowie: The power of voodoo?
C!Envy: What now?
David Bowie: Do what?
Zuko: *gets onto the nearest car, which happens to be Ed!H's taxicab, and starts screaming* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE AVATAR?! ANYONE AT ALL? ANYONE.?
C!Envy: Argh!
Dread Pirate Roberts: .......Where is Buttercup?
Dread Pirate Roberts: *draws his pretty fencing sword on Zuko* ...Who are you? Are we enemies? Where is Buttercup?
Zuko: No, not flowers. AVATAR!
Tags:
- coordinator!envy,
- ic!ed!h,
- log,
- log:misc happenings,
- npc:bob shcrek,
- npc:burger king,
- npc:bystander,
- npc:cabbage guy,
- npc:david bowie,
- npc:dread pirate roberts,
- npc:epic fail guy,
- npc:foaming at the mouth guy,
- npc:giant squid,
- npc:godzilla,
- npc:hax pikachu,
- npc:kool-aid mascot,
- npc:lift doors,
- npc:optimus prime,
- npc:pyramid head,
- npc:random children in the park,
- npc:seaking,
- npc:starscream,
- npc:zuko,
- transmutey!ed
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Date: 2007-08-17 03:27 pm (UTC)