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omg_fmaWho: IC!Ed, OOC!Hei, IC!Ed!H, Transmutey!Ed, NPC:Cabthulu
When: 02/15/08
Rating: R
Category: Side Plots
Summary: The guys go about their plan to take Easy down. It does not go well. At all.
IC!Ed: *going around warehouse 13 and shoving stuff out of the way to make room for... whatever may happen over the course of executing their plan* So we're gonna need somebody to act as bait.
OOC!Hei: I nominate not me! *plunks down sulkily on a crate and glares at the other two*
IC!Ed!H: *checking on Cabthulu as the vehicle is getting restless, glancing over at Ed* Er... I can do it, I suppose, if Hei does not want to.
OOC!Hei: Damned right I don't! You guys do realize this whole idea is batshit fucking stupid, right? *still glaring with a hint of accusation*
IC!Ed!H: *raises his eyebrows* ...Then why are you here if you think it's stupid?
IC!Ed: *ignores Hei, glances over at Cabthulu* You'd probably have an easier time of it if the, uh, cab went with you, Edward.
OOC!Hei: *mutters, looking away* ...Because if I don't, then I'm gonna be labeled Biggest Pussy In Central next to you two. Also, I fucking hate homunculi.
IC!Ed!H: I am going to be hard pressed to keep the cab from actually running him over, though, you realize. *aims a glare in the direction of Cabthulu, whose engine hums in an idle, almost happy manner*
OOC!Hei: *spares the cab a wary look*
IC!Ed: That'd actually help the cause somewhat though. *shoots Hei a look* And who're you callin' the Biggest Pussy?
OOC!Hei: *resumes the glare, aiming it at Ed* Me, you idiot! You two get all ballsy and go after the fucker and I just sit home? Right, that'd look real good for me. *rolls his eyes*'
IC!Ed!H: ...To tell the truth, I might throw up if I have to be the bait. *looking a little green as it is and now that the plan is in motion, not so sure if it's such a good idea anymore, honestly and OH GOD THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE*
OOC!Hei: Well that about decides it, then! *gives Ed a brilliant smile*
IC!Ed: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Fine. I should really probably be used to this... ...Would the demon cab mind coming along? Could be helpful. *smirks slightly*
IC!Ed!H: Ja, of course. Do you know how to drive or should it do the driving for you..? *bites his lip, worried*
IC!Ed: ...It should probably do the driving for me.
IC!Ed: *surveys the setup around the warehouse* You know when to activate the array, right?
OOC!Hei: *wondering why he's even here, oh shit*
IC!Ed!H: Ja, okay. *turns to Cabthulu, giving it a Look* You do whatever he says and nothing else. If you do that, you can eat the remains of this endeavor, or whatever else it is you do.
IC!Ed!H: Sort of. Should I wait until he's standing over there or once he comes in?
OOC!Hei: ...I think I'm going to be sick.
IC!Ed: *blinks* It can eat him...? *shakes it off* Probably once he comes in. *shoots Hei an amused smirk as he goes over to the cab* You need to relax.
OOC!Hei: *is quietly sick behind his crate*
IC!Ed!H: *catches that, laughing a little* Sort of. You should have seen what he did to that hitman. Kind of crunched him between the hood. It was awful sounding. *can't really help the sick sense of humour right now*
IC!Ed: *idly pats the hood of the cab as he starts to get in, grinning now* I guess we'll see if it'll do the same for our homunculus.
OOC!Hei: *mutters, wiping his mouth on his sleeve* ...Hate you all.
IC!Ed: You know you'll be grateful later.
IC!Ed!H: Hopefully. *frowns, plopping down on Hei's crate* Are you going to be okay? Neither of us are going to hate you if you want to leave.
OOC!Hei: For what? No wait, don't answer that.
OOC!Hei: *glares up at Ed!H* I'm fine. Shit like this just makes me queasy.
IC!Ed!H: *glances away at the glare* Okay, okay.
IC!Ed: *vaguely amused despite everything, seating himself in the cab* You guys sit tight. If we're not back in an hour... *trails off, doesn't wanna finish that thought* Just be ready.
IC!Ed!H: Ja. And good luck. *faint grin*
OOC!Hei: Yeah. Ready. Right.
IC!Ed: *and off they go, into the heart of the city*
T!Ed: *is in the heart of the city right now, imagine that no; meandering around and watching people with disdain*
IC!Ed: *spots him and has Cabthulu go past at a nice leisurely pace, so Easy can see him or something*
T!Ed: *happens to look over and stops. stares. staaaaaaares. stares some more*
T!Ed: *screaming* YOU MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE BASTARD!
IC!Ed: *...considers making the cab run the bastard over*
OOC!Hei: *still sitting on his box back in the warehouse, glancing over at Ed!H* So you're really not scared shitless over this?
IC!Ed: *pokes his head out the window and shakes a fist at him* WHO THE FUCK'RE YOU CALLIN' A SUPER ULTRA SHORT KID?!?!?!
IC!Ed!H: ...No, I'm scared shitless. I just... know I can't show it right now. *shrugs*
T!Ed: YOU, DUMBASS! *with a snarl, launches himself at the door to Ed's side of the car, trying to tear through*
OOC!Hei: *frowns, reaching over to grab the five-foot long piece of twisted metal piping ending in a torn, serrated tip he's using for a weapon* Why can't you show it?
IC!Ed: *falls back in the seat and aims a kick for Easy's face. yells an order to Cabthulu* FASTER!
IC!Ed!H: There's no time to be scared right now. *eyes the pole, kind of wishing he had brought something more than Cabthulu; well, okay, there's a spoon he left in the cab from lunch a few days ago, but it's plastic and made of fail*
T!Ed: *dodges around the kick, letting go of the door in surprise, screaming in rage and chasing after Ed and Cabthulu*
IC!Ed: *chase sequence! heading back to the warehouse*
OOC!Hei: No time? Hnh, I thought that's what sitting here doing nothing was for. *wry grin, leaning back and fidgeting with the pole* At least you guys can do alchemy and you have a car that... eats stuff.
T!Ed: *runrunrunSHOVEPEOPLErunrunrun*
IC!Ed!H: *laughs nervously* I am so bad at alchemy... I can set off the array, but anything on my own... *shrug*
OOC!Hei: More'n I've got. *shrugs and looks dejectedly at his pole*
IC!Ed: *vroooooooom, watching Easy and making sure they don't lose him*
IC!Ed!H: ...You have a giant, scary pole. How is what I have more?
T!Ed: *pretty fast and still behind the cab*
OOC!Hei: Because I'm more likely to impale or knock myself out before I hit anything else, let alone an angry homunculus moving at high speeds in search of my blood.
IC!Ed: *vrooms FASTER, should be approaching the warehouse pretty soon*
IC!Ed!H: You will be fine. *smiles a little, trying to be reassuring, and hears the distant sound of the car, getting up and scurrying to the array*
T!Ed: *not noticing how sparse the buildings are here as compared to the rest of the city, still chasing*
OOC!Hei: *lets of a stream of curses at the sound of the car engine, not having had time to give Ed!H the snarky reply he deserved, nearly falling off his box and finding the farthest wall and plastering himself against it*
IC!Ed: *vroomvroom, just bursts into the warehouse OMG GANGWAY*
IC!Ed!H: *is nearly RUN OVER OMGOMGOMG, but manages to hit the array once Easy comes dashing through after the cab, causing part of floor to become goo*
OOC!Hei: *attempts to put on his KILLING FACE, still plastered against the wall and waiting*
T!Ed: *runs right into the floor goo, sinking before he even realizes it and clawing at the solid floor, working to pull himself out*
OOC!Hei: *hesitates before deciding there's really not going to be a better time, and runs full-tilt toward the submerged homunculus, screaming an impromptu warcry and aiming to gouge the pole through Easy's face*
IC!Ed: *Cabthulu spins and screeches to a halt, Ed jumping out as soon as he can. claps and hits the floor, making it harden a bit and reach up for his arms*
T!Ed: *the war cry tips him off and raises his arms in defense, getting one of them run through as the goo solidifies around him, keeping his arms in place*
IC!Ed!H: *jumps out of the way of the goo as it hardens, whistling for Cabthulu which comes barreling over, aiming right for Easy and honking at the others to get out of the way*
OOC!Hei: *stands a moment in shock at what he's just failed at doing, blinking a couple of times before yanking the pole hard to dislodge it and try again*
IC!Ed: *keeps out of Cabthulu's way* HEI, MOVE!
T!Ed: *is run through throat with the pipe, making a horrific sort of gurgling sound before he's RUN THE FUCK OVER. multiple times*
OOC!Hei: *screams and jumps back as the car careens at him, letting go of the pole through Easy's throat and still feeling the nasty squelching sensation in his hands he'd felt as the pole went into flesh*
IC!Ed!H: *yells a command at Cabthulu who promptly backs off, beeping in delight at getting to squish something*
T!Ed: *pretty dead and smashed at this point*
IC!Ed: *narrows his eyes at Easy, watching carefully* There's one.
IC!Ed!H: How many times do you think this'll take?
OOC!Hei: *can't seem to be able to speak, covered head to toe in blood as he hadn't gotten out of the spatter-zone when Cabthulu went to work, shaking and collapsing to his knees some ways off behind some boxes*
IC!Ed: *claps and transmutes himself a gaudily decorated spear out of the floor, then moves closer* Who knows. Could be a while.
T!Ed: *slowly starting to reform, hole through his neck closing first*
IC!Ed!H: *frowns, calling over to Hei* Are you going to be okay..?
OOC!Hei: *chokes and gags a couple times before managing to speak raspily* ...Yeah. I'll live. So far.
IC!Ed: *frowns deeply and aims to jab his spear into Easy's face again before he can fully recover*
T!Ed: *takes that one through the brain before he can even breath again*
IC!Ed!H: *looks around for something that he can use as a weapon, picking up a rather large piece of rock, moving closer to Easy*
T!Ed: *reforms fairly quickly this time around, screaming incoherently with rage and twisting, cracking the bonds around his arms and scrabbling and scratching at the floor*
OOC!Hei: *stays behind a stack of boxes, trying to regain his feet*
IC!Ed: *jumps back with a shout* Oh fuck that was quick!
IC!Ed: *dammit, has left his spear lodged in Easy's head*
IC!Ed!H: *lets out a quick yelp before dashing forward and smashing the shit out of Easy's head with the rock, getting in a good couple of whacks before Easy uses the spear in his head to crack Ed!H a good one across the face*
OOC!Hei: *had just managed to stand up when he sees Ed!H smashing Easy's head with a rock* Oh fuck- *is violently ill*
IC!Ed: *runs up and tries to grab a hold of his spear and pull it back out*
T!Ed: *dies for a third time as the spear is pulled out of his head, pulverizing part of his brain*
IC!Ed!H: *sitting back, kind of in shock at what he had just done, rubbing at the spot where the spear hit his face*
OOC!Hei: *shaking and dry heaving on the floor*
IC!Ed: *looks over at Edward, then glances around for signs of Hei* You guys alright?
IC!Ed!H: J-ja... *nods quickly, getting up shakily and numbly flicking a piece of skull of his shirt, still clutching the rock*
OOC!Hei: *chokes and gags in response*
IC!Ed: *nods and swallows the lump in his throat, taking a step away from Easy* Good...
T!Ed: *quietly comes back, staying where he is and not moving, looking lifeless still and not breathing, having no need to, waiting*
IC!Ed!H: I-is there an easier way to do this..? *really regretting this plan now*
OOC!Hei: *lets out a small, hysterical laugh from his vantage point on the floor*
IC!Ed: .... *slowly shakes his head* Without any of his remains, no.
IC!Ed!H: *lets out a faint distressed noise*
T!Ed: *realizes that his arms are free, but most of his legs are encased in stone with no good way to get them out without attracting attention; listens for the three, figuring out the distance between them*
IC!Ed: .... *removes the blade end of the spear and throws it at Easy's head, just in case*
T!Ed: *hears the noise of it and dodges his head, the blade getting embedded in his shoulder instead and, with a quick jerk, cracks his legs free, springing unsteadily at Ed, one of his legs having broken in the process*
IC!Ed: FUCK! *scrambles back, all he has now is a stick and starts swinging it at Easy*
T!Ed: *ducks away, crawl-running towards the other side of the warehouse in order to gain distance between himself and them in order to heal*
OOC!Hei: *sees this, paling even more than he has already, shrinking back* Oh, shit...
IC!Ed!H: *lets out a shout, clutching at the rock and yelling for Cabthulu again who goes barreling after Easy*
IC!Ed: *swings again and then just... lobs the stick after him so he can free his hands*
T!Ed: *hears the car on his tail and makes straight for Hei, intending to use him as a shield*
OOC!Hei: FUCK NO! *tears off in search of his pole, looking around frenziedly and stumbling a second*
T!Ed: *snerks at the stumble, launching himself at Hei in an attempt to latch onto him*
OOC!Hei: *goes down under Easy's weight with a shout, kicking and jerking, trying to get free and ignoring the massive amounts of pain going down face-first onto concrete is causing him*
IC!Ed: *chasing after, transmuting his automail into a blade* Dammit!! Hei!!
IC!Ed!H: SHIT, STOP! *yells after Cabthulu before it can go running over both Easy and Hei, watching in some sort of relief as the car backs down*
OOC!Hei: *definitely has a broken nose, face covered in blood and choking on it, still trying to struggle free and not even noticing the car*
T!Ed: *pulls himself to his feet, dragging Hei with him and keeping a good hold on* Stop now, you little bastard, or I will kill him! *blades unsheath from one arm, resting against Hei's back*
IC!Ed: *screeches to a halt nearby, hands clenched into fists at his sides, gritting his teeth and glaring at Easy* Shit...
OOC!Hei: *hangs limply, choking and sputtering blood everywhere, not sure what he's supposed to do in this situation* ...Feel free to do what he wants, guys.
IC!Ed!H: *kind of inching around the side towards some crates, clutching his rock*
T!Ed: *attention is really only focused on Ed at the moment, snarling* What the fuck do you humans want?
IC!Ed: *still glaring* ...Let him go.
T!Ed: Why should I~? *presses the blades into Hei's back just a little harder*
OOC!Hei: *winces and chokes on a mouthful of blood, trying to be as far from the blade as he can*
IC!Ed: *growls* Just let him go.
T!Ed: Make me~ *gives Hei a hard jerk to keep him where he is*
OOC!Hei: *yelps, jerking a little in his hold, trying to at least look like he's attempting to free himself*
IC!Ed!H: *has made it to the crates undetected! now inching closer to Easy, who is, thankfully, sufficiently distracted*
T!Ed: *smiles darkly at the yelp* I could make it more painful. I could twist your arm right off~ *gives his arm a hard wrench, attempting to dislocate it*
IC!Ed: *spots Edward, oho~ maintains the stony angry face and takes a step forward, still snarling*
OOC!Hei: *screams as there's a crack and his arm hangs limply at his side, halfway collapsing and gasping in pain*
IC!Ed: *gasps* Hei!! Dammit- STOP IT!
T!Ed: Again, make -- *lets out a gasp as a rock connects with the back of his head really, really hard and he goes toppling to the ground, taking Hei with him*
IC!Ed!H: *had jumped out from the crates like a freaking ninja and smacked Easy a good one with his rock, smiling triumphantly*
OOC!Hei: *lands in a heap under Easy, yelping in pain as he lands on his dislocated shoulder and just lying there, unable to find the motivation to move, shaking all over*
IC!Ed: *flashes a slight grin at Ed, moves over to Hei reaching to grab him and pull him away from Easy* Took you long enough.
T!Ed: *lets go of Hei at this point, rolling over and making a grab for Ed!H as he's about to respond to Ed, not dead, but definitely injured*
OOC!Hei: *groans and rouses himself to move as he's dragged, immediately wanting to be as far from the homunculus as humanly possible* Guys... I think we kinda suck...
IC!Ed!H: *goes down with a yelp, nearly taking blades to the torso before wriggling out of the way instead getting his arm CUT OFF OW OW OW; screams in pain as the homunculus lets out a malicious laugh, darting away*
IC!Ed: *lets go of Hei a good distance away* We are up against a homunculus. We'll have to trap him again. *looks back at Easy, clapping hands and hitting the floor to make with the gooey again*
OOC!Hei: *looks up just in time to see Ed!H's arm get sliced off, choking on a scream and getting to his feet before he realizes what he's doing* EDWARD! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
OOC!Hei: *locates his pole, grabbing it and making another run for Easy, running on pure adrenaline now*
T!Ed: *doesn't notice Hei coming at him, slipping and falling into the goo with a shout*
IC!Ed: *tries to grab for Hei's shoulder* Shit- HEI, WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU- GAH! *runs after him, hoping to beat Hei to where Easy is*
OOC!Hei: *ignores Ed and aims another ramming blow towards Easy's face*
T!Ed: *takes it through the eye, collapsing in the goo with a scream*
IC!Ed!H: *writhing in pain on the floor where he is, looking in shock at his arm sitting just a few inches away from him*
OOC!Hei: *flinches back as soon as he's done with the pole, letting go of it and tearing over to Ed!H* Ohshitohshit...OhSHITohshitohshit...
IC!Ed: HEI!! *only just now noticing that Edward is missing an arm and would run over if he wasn't freaked that Easy was going to get up again* Fuck- Get him someplace safe!! NOW!
OOC!Hei: *hears Ed through a blur of cursing and a few dry heaves, using his good arm to try and get Ed!H to sitting* Come on, please come on just get up, PLEASE WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
T!Ed: *pulling himself out of the puddle of goo once he finally comes back, ripping the pole out of his face with a snarl, moving shakily towards Ed, arm blades drawn and set to kill*
IC!Ed!H: *can hear the screaming through the haze, still staring in shock down at his arm*
IC!Ed: *snarls at Easy, quickly transmuting himself another weapon and moving to sort of meet him halfway. yells to Hei and Edward* GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW.
OOC!Hei: *turns in trying to get Ed!H up, screaming over his shoulder* GET THE FUCK OUT YOURSELF! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE, JUST RUN!
OOC!Hei: *snarling down at Ed!H* Come on! I can't carry you, just come on! *half-dragging him, half-carrying him with his good arm, trying to get toward the door*
IC!Ed!H: *gets up shakily, clinging to Hei with his only arm left, not noticing as Cabthulu comes over, still staring*
T!Ed: What's the matter, little alchemist~? Afraid I'll tear you all apart~? *lets out a hiss as his eye reforms, face whole again, but extremely bloody, still advancing towards Ed*
IC!Ed: NO, YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET OUT. *keeps glaring hatefully at Easy* I started this. I'll end it.
IC!Ed: You don't fucking scare me, homunculus. *jabs his newly formed spear toward Easy's gut*
OOC!Hei: *shoves Ed!H (gently) into the cab and clambers in after him, trying to keep the wound elevated so he doesn't bleed out and yelling at the cab* GO GET THE OTHER ED, YOU CRAZY PIECE OF DEMON-METAL!
IC!Ed!H: *sitting there in the cab* ...My arm...
T!Ed: *deflects the blow with his arm blades with a cruel laugh, dancing back and trying to move himself closer to the cab, really wanting to pick off the weak ones*
OOC!Hei: *looking around desperately for something to tie up Ed!H's wound with and leaving any further rescue to the cab*
IC!Ed!H: Cabthulu: *honks at Ed for him to get into the cab, revving the engine*
IC!Ed: *was sort of expecting that, jabs his automail blade toward Easy's face once he's close enough. completely ignoring Cabthulu*
OOC!Hei: *rolls down the window* GET IN THE FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING MORON
T!Ed: *is cut across the face, jabbing out at the same time with one of his arms, pivoting himself closer, right in front of the cab...*
IC!Ed!H: Cabthulu: CABTHULU GROWS WEARY OF THE BLOOD ON HIS SEATS!!! *smashes through Easy... easily, honking angrily again at Ed*
IC!Ed: *jumps back, jaw clenched, keeping his eyes on Easy. he looked away once, no way in hell is he gonna do it again* FUCK NO, YOU GET OUTTA HERE FIRST!!!
OOC!Hei: YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID! GET IN THE CAR, I'M NOT ARGUING! EDWARD IS BLEEDING TO DEATH IN HERE!
IC!Ed!H: *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed*
IC!Ed: *spares a glance at Hei, makes an almost pained but clearly guilt-ridden face as he inwardly debates with himself* nngggggaaaaaaaaaah FUCK! *practically jumps into the car*
OOC!Hei: THANK you. *glares at him a second before turning to attend to Ed!H again*
Cabthulu: *runs over Easy a couple more times for good measure before heading towards the hospital as quickly as it can go, completely disobeying all speed limits and loving it*
When: 02/15/08
Rating: R
Category: Side Plots
Summary: The guys go about their plan to take Easy down. It does not go well. At all.
IC!Ed: *going around warehouse 13 and shoving stuff out of the way to make room for... whatever may happen over the course of executing their plan* So we're gonna need somebody to act as bait.
OOC!Hei: I nominate not me! *plunks down sulkily on a crate and glares at the other two*
IC!Ed!H: *checking on Cabthulu as the vehicle is getting restless, glancing over at Ed* Er... I can do it, I suppose, if Hei does not want to.
OOC!Hei: Damned right I don't! You guys do realize this whole idea is batshit fucking stupid, right? *still glaring with a hint of accusation*
IC!Ed!H: *raises his eyebrows* ...Then why are you here if you think it's stupid?
IC!Ed: *ignores Hei, glances over at Cabthulu* You'd probably have an easier time of it if the, uh, cab went with you, Edward.
OOC!Hei: *mutters, looking away* ...Because if I don't, then I'm gonna be labeled Biggest Pussy In Central next to you two. Also, I fucking hate homunculi.
IC!Ed!H: I am going to be hard pressed to keep the cab from actually running him over, though, you realize. *aims a glare in the direction of Cabthulu, whose engine hums in an idle, almost happy manner*
OOC!Hei: *spares the cab a wary look*
IC!Ed: That'd actually help the cause somewhat though. *shoots Hei a look* And who're you callin' the Biggest Pussy?
OOC!Hei: *resumes the glare, aiming it at Ed* Me, you idiot! You two get all ballsy and go after the fucker and I just sit home? Right, that'd look real good for me. *rolls his eyes*'
IC!Ed!H: ...To tell the truth, I might throw up if I have to be the bait. *looking a little green as it is and now that the plan is in motion, not so sure if it's such a good idea anymore, honestly and OH GOD THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE*
OOC!Hei: Well that about decides it, then! *gives Ed a brilliant smile*
IC!Ed: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Fine. I should really probably be used to this... ...Would the demon cab mind coming along? Could be helpful. *smirks slightly*
IC!Ed!H: Ja, of course. Do you know how to drive or should it do the driving for you..? *bites his lip, worried*
IC!Ed: ...It should probably do the driving for me.
IC!Ed: *surveys the setup around the warehouse* You know when to activate the array, right?
OOC!Hei: *wondering why he's even here, oh shit*
IC!Ed!H: Ja, okay. *turns to Cabthulu, giving it a Look* You do whatever he says and nothing else. If you do that, you can eat the remains of this endeavor, or whatever else it is you do.
IC!Ed!H: Sort of. Should I wait until he's standing over there or once he comes in?
OOC!Hei: ...I think I'm going to be sick.
IC!Ed: *blinks* It can eat him...? *shakes it off* Probably once he comes in. *shoots Hei an amused smirk as he goes over to the cab* You need to relax.
OOC!Hei: *is quietly sick behind his crate*
IC!Ed!H: *catches that, laughing a little* Sort of. You should have seen what he did to that hitman. Kind of crunched him between the hood. It was awful sounding. *can't really help the sick sense of humour right now*
IC!Ed: *idly pats the hood of the cab as he starts to get in, grinning now* I guess we'll see if it'll do the same for our homunculus.
OOC!Hei: *mutters, wiping his mouth on his sleeve* ...Hate you all.
IC!Ed: You know you'll be grateful later.
IC!Ed!H: Hopefully. *frowns, plopping down on Hei's crate* Are you going to be okay? Neither of us are going to hate you if you want to leave.
OOC!Hei: For what? No wait, don't answer that.
OOC!Hei: *glares up at Ed!H* I'm fine. Shit like this just makes me queasy.
IC!Ed!H: *glances away at the glare* Okay, okay.
IC!Ed: *vaguely amused despite everything, seating himself in the cab* You guys sit tight. If we're not back in an hour... *trails off, doesn't wanna finish that thought* Just be ready.
IC!Ed!H: Ja. And good luck. *faint grin*
OOC!Hei: Yeah. Ready. Right.
IC!Ed: *and off they go, into the heart of the city*
T!Ed: *is in the heart of the city right now, imagine that no; meandering around and watching people with disdain*
IC!Ed: *spots him and has Cabthulu go past at a nice leisurely pace, so Easy can see him or something*
T!Ed: *happens to look over and stops. stares. staaaaaaares. stares some more*
T!Ed: *screaming* YOU MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE BASTARD!
IC!Ed: *...considers making the cab run the bastard over*
OOC!Hei: *still sitting on his box back in the warehouse, glancing over at Ed!H* So you're really not scared shitless over this?
IC!Ed: *pokes his head out the window and shakes a fist at him* WHO THE FUCK'RE YOU CALLIN' A SUPER ULTRA SHORT KID?!?!?!
IC!Ed!H: ...No, I'm scared shitless. I just... know I can't show it right now. *shrugs*
T!Ed: YOU, DUMBASS! *with a snarl, launches himself at the door to Ed's side of the car, trying to tear through*
OOC!Hei: *frowns, reaching over to grab the five-foot long piece of twisted metal piping ending in a torn, serrated tip he's using for a weapon* Why can't you show it?
IC!Ed: *falls back in the seat and aims a kick for Easy's face. yells an order to Cabthulu* FASTER!
IC!Ed!H: There's no time to be scared right now. *eyes the pole, kind of wishing he had brought something more than Cabthulu; well, okay, there's a spoon he left in the cab from lunch a few days ago, but it's plastic and made of fail*
T!Ed: *dodges around the kick, letting go of the door in surprise, screaming in rage and chasing after Ed and Cabthulu*
IC!Ed: *chase sequence! heading back to the warehouse*
OOC!Hei: No time? Hnh, I thought that's what sitting here doing nothing was for. *wry grin, leaning back and fidgeting with the pole* At least you guys can do alchemy and you have a car that... eats stuff.
T!Ed: *runrunrunSHOVEPEOPLErunrunrun*
IC!Ed!H: *laughs nervously* I am so bad at alchemy... I can set off the array, but anything on my own... *shrug*
OOC!Hei: More'n I've got. *shrugs and looks dejectedly at his pole*
IC!Ed: *vroooooooom, watching Easy and making sure they don't lose him*
IC!Ed!H: ...You have a giant, scary pole. How is what I have more?
T!Ed: *pretty fast and still behind the cab*
OOC!Hei: Because I'm more likely to impale or knock myself out before I hit anything else, let alone an angry homunculus moving at high speeds in search of my blood.
IC!Ed: *vrooms FASTER, should be approaching the warehouse pretty soon*
IC!Ed!H: You will be fine. *smiles a little, trying to be reassuring, and hears the distant sound of the car, getting up and scurrying to the array*
T!Ed: *not noticing how sparse the buildings are here as compared to the rest of the city, still chasing*
OOC!Hei: *lets of a stream of curses at the sound of the car engine, not having had time to give Ed!H the snarky reply he deserved, nearly falling off his box and finding the farthest wall and plastering himself against it*
IC!Ed: *vroomvroom, just bursts into the warehouse OMG GANGWAY*
IC!Ed!H: *is nearly RUN OVER OMGOMGOMG, but manages to hit the array once Easy comes dashing through after the cab, causing part of floor to become goo*
OOC!Hei: *attempts to put on his KILLING FACE, still plastered against the wall and waiting*
T!Ed: *runs right into the floor goo, sinking before he even realizes it and clawing at the solid floor, working to pull himself out*
OOC!Hei: *hesitates before deciding there's really not going to be a better time, and runs full-tilt toward the submerged homunculus, screaming an impromptu warcry and aiming to gouge the pole through Easy's face*
IC!Ed: *Cabthulu spins and screeches to a halt, Ed jumping out as soon as he can. claps and hits the floor, making it harden a bit and reach up for his arms*
T!Ed: *the war cry tips him off and raises his arms in defense, getting one of them run through as the goo solidifies around him, keeping his arms in place*
IC!Ed!H: *jumps out of the way of the goo as it hardens, whistling for Cabthulu which comes barreling over, aiming right for Easy and honking at the others to get out of the way*
OOC!Hei: *stands a moment in shock at what he's just failed at doing, blinking a couple of times before yanking the pole hard to dislodge it and try again*
IC!Ed: *keeps out of Cabthulu's way* HEI, MOVE!
T!Ed: *is run through throat with the pipe, making a horrific sort of gurgling sound before he's RUN THE FUCK OVER. multiple times*
OOC!Hei: *screams and jumps back as the car careens at him, letting go of the pole through Easy's throat and still feeling the nasty squelching sensation in his hands he'd felt as the pole went into flesh*
IC!Ed!H: *yells a command at Cabthulu who promptly backs off, beeping in delight at getting to squish something*
T!Ed: *pretty dead and smashed at this point*
IC!Ed: *narrows his eyes at Easy, watching carefully* There's one.
IC!Ed!H: How many times do you think this'll take?
OOC!Hei: *can't seem to be able to speak, covered head to toe in blood as he hadn't gotten out of the spatter-zone when Cabthulu went to work, shaking and collapsing to his knees some ways off behind some boxes*
IC!Ed: *claps and transmutes himself a gaudily decorated spear out of the floor, then moves closer* Who knows. Could be a while.
T!Ed: *slowly starting to reform, hole through his neck closing first*
IC!Ed!H: *frowns, calling over to Hei* Are you going to be okay..?
OOC!Hei: *chokes and gags a couple times before managing to speak raspily* ...Yeah. I'll live. So far.
IC!Ed: *frowns deeply and aims to jab his spear into Easy's face again before he can fully recover*
T!Ed: *takes that one through the brain before he can even breath again*
IC!Ed!H: *looks around for something that he can use as a weapon, picking up a rather large piece of rock, moving closer to Easy*
T!Ed: *reforms fairly quickly this time around, screaming incoherently with rage and twisting, cracking the bonds around his arms and scrabbling and scratching at the floor*
OOC!Hei: *stays behind a stack of boxes, trying to regain his feet*
IC!Ed: *jumps back with a shout* Oh fuck that was quick!
IC!Ed: *dammit, has left his spear lodged in Easy's head*
IC!Ed!H: *lets out a quick yelp before dashing forward and smashing the shit out of Easy's head with the rock, getting in a good couple of whacks before Easy uses the spear in his head to crack Ed!H a good one across the face*
OOC!Hei: *had just managed to stand up when he sees Ed!H smashing Easy's head with a rock* Oh fuck- *is violently ill*
IC!Ed: *runs up and tries to grab a hold of his spear and pull it back out*
T!Ed: *dies for a third time as the spear is pulled out of his head, pulverizing part of his brain*
IC!Ed!H: *sitting back, kind of in shock at what he had just done, rubbing at the spot where the spear hit his face*
OOC!Hei: *shaking and dry heaving on the floor*
IC!Ed: *looks over at Edward, then glances around for signs of Hei* You guys alright?
IC!Ed!H: J-ja... *nods quickly, getting up shakily and numbly flicking a piece of skull of his shirt, still clutching the rock*
OOC!Hei: *chokes and gags in response*
IC!Ed: *nods and swallows the lump in his throat, taking a step away from Easy* Good...
T!Ed: *quietly comes back, staying where he is and not moving, looking lifeless still and not breathing, having no need to, waiting*
IC!Ed!H: I-is there an easier way to do this..? *really regretting this plan now*
OOC!Hei: *lets out a small, hysterical laugh from his vantage point on the floor*
IC!Ed: .... *slowly shakes his head* Without any of his remains, no.
IC!Ed!H: *lets out a faint distressed noise*
T!Ed: *realizes that his arms are free, but most of his legs are encased in stone with no good way to get them out without attracting attention; listens for the three, figuring out the distance between them*
IC!Ed: .... *removes the blade end of the spear and throws it at Easy's head, just in case*
T!Ed: *hears the noise of it and dodges his head, the blade getting embedded in his shoulder instead and, with a quick jerk, cracks his legs free, springing unsteadily at Ed, one of his legs having broken in the process*
IC!Ed: FUCK! *scrambles back, all he has now is a stick and starts swinging it at Easy*
T!Ed: *ducks away, crawl-running towards the other side of the warehouse in order to gain distance between himself and them in order to heal*
OOC!Hei: *sees this, paling even more than he has already, shrinking back* Oh, shit...
IC!Ed!H: *lets out a shout, clutching at the rock and yelling for Cabthulu again who goes barreling after Easy*
IC!Ed: *swings again and then just... lobs the stick after him so he can free his hands*
T!Ed: *hears the car on his tail and makes straight for Hei, intending to use him as a shield*
OOC!Hei: FUCK NO! *tears off in search of his pole, looking around frenziedly and stumbling a second*
T!Ed: *snerks at the stumble, launching himself at Hei in an attempt to latch onto him*
OOC!Hei: *goes down under Easy's weight with a shout, kicking and jerking, trying to get free and ignoring the massive amounts of pain going down face-first onto concrete is causing him*
IC!Ed: *chasing after, transmuting his automail into a blade* Dammit!! Hei!!
IC!Ed!H: SHIT, STOP! *yells after Cabthulu before it can go running over both Easy and Hei, watching in some sort of relief as the car backs down*
OOC!Hei: *definitely has a broken nose, face covered in blood and choking on it, still trying to struggle free and not even noticing the car*
T!Ed: *pulls himself to his feet, dragging Hei with him and keeping a good hold on* Stop now, you little bastard, or I will kill him! *blades unsheath from one arm, resting against Hei's back*
IC!Ed: *screeches to a halt nearby, hands clenched into fists at his sides, gritting his teeth and glaring at Easy* Shit...
OOC!Hei: *hangs limply, choking and sputtering blood everywhere, not sure what he's supposed to do in this situation* ...Feel free to do what he wants, guys.
IC!Ed!H: *kind of inching around the side towards some crates, clutching his rock*
T!Ed: *attention is really only focused on Ed at the moment, snarling* What the fuck do you humans want?
IC!Ed: *still glaring* ...Let him go.
T!Ed: Why should I~? *presses the blades into Hei's back just a little harder*
OOC!Hei: *winces and chokes on a mouthful of blood, trying to be as far from the blade as he can*
IC!Ed: *growls* Just let him go.
T!Ed: Make me~ *gives Hei a hard jerk to keep him where he is*
OOC!Hei: *yelps, jerking a little in his hold, trying to at least look like he's attempting to free himself*
IC!Ed!H: *has made it to the crates undetected! now inching closer to Easy, who is, thankfully, sufficiently distracted*
T!Ed: *smiles darkly at the yelp* I could make it more painful. I could twist your arm right off~ *gives his arm a hard wrench, attempting to dislocate it*
IC!Ed: *spots Edward, oho~ maintains the stony angry face and takes a step forward, still snarling*
OOC!Hei: *screams as there's a crack and his arm hangs limply at his side, halfway collapsing and gasping in pain*
IC!Ed: *gasps* Hei!! Dammit- STOP IT!
T!Ed: Again, make -- *lets out a gasp as a rock connects with the back of his head really, really hard and he goes toppling to the ground, taking Hei with him*
IC!Ed!H: *had jumped out from the crates like a freaking ninja and smacked Easy a good one with his rock, smiling triumphantly*
OOC!Hei: *lands in a heap under Easy, yelping in pain as he lands on his dislocated shoulder and just lying there, unable to find the motivation to move, shaking all over*
IC!Ed: *flashes a slight grin at Ed, moves over to Hei reaching to grab him and pull him away from Easy* Took you long enough.
T!Ed: *lets go of Hei at this point, rolling over and making a grab for Ed!H as he's about to respond to Ed, not dead, but definitely injured*
OOC!Hei: *groans and rouses himself to move as he's dragged, immediately wanting to be as far from the homunculus as humanly possible* Guys... I think we kinda suck...
IC!Ed!H: *goes down with a yelp, nearly taking blades to the torso before wriggling out of the way instead getting his arm CUT OFF OW OW OW; screams in pain as the homunculus lets out a malicious laugh, darting away*
IC!Ed: *lets go of Hei a good distance away* We are up against a homunculus. We'll have to trap him again. *looks back at Easy, clapping hands and hitting the floor to make with the gooey again*
OOC!Hei: *looks up just in time to see Ed!H's arm get sliced off, choking on a scream and getting to his feet before he realizes what he's doing* EDWARD! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
OOC!Hei: *locates his pole, grabbing it and making another run for Easy, running on pure adrenaline now*
T!Ed: *doesn't notice Hei coming at him, slipping and falling into the goo with a shout*
IC!Ed: *tries to grab for Hei's shoulder* Shit- HEI, WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU- GAH! *runs after him, hoping to beat Hei to where Easy is*
OOC!Hei: *ignores Ed and aims another ramming blow towards Easy's face*
T!Ed: *takes it through the eye, collapsing in the goo with a scream*
IC!Ed!H: *writhing in pain on the floor where he is, looking in shock at his arm sitting just a few inches away from him*
OOC!Hei: *flinches back as soon as he's done with the pole, letting go of it and tearing over to Ed!H* Ohshitohshit...OhSHITohshitohshit...
IC!Ed: HEI!! *only just now noticing that Edward is missing an arm and would run over if he wasn't freaked that Easy was going to get up again* Fuck- Get him someplace safe!! NOW!
OOC!Hei: *hears Ed through a blur of cursing and a few dry heaves, using his good arm to try and get Ed!H to sitting* Come on, please come on just get up, PLEASE WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
T!Ed: *pulling himself out of the puddle of goo once he finally comes back, ripping the pole out of his face with a snarl, moving shakily towards Ed, arm blades drawn and set to kill*
IC!Ed!H: *can hear the screaming through the haze, still staring in shock down at his arm*
IC!Ed: *snarls at Easy, quickly transmuting himself another weapon and moving to sort of meet him halfway. yells to Hei and Edward* GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW.
OOC!Hei: *turns in trying to get Ed!H up, screaming over his shoulder* GET THE FUCK OUT YOURSELF! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE, JUST RUN!
OOC!Hei: *snarling down at Ed!H* Come on! I can't carry you, just come on! *half-dragging him, half-carrying him with his good arm, trying to get toward the door*
IC!Ed!H: *gets up shakily, clinging to Hei with his only arm left, not noticing as Cabthulu comes over, still staring*
T!Ed: What's the matter, little alchemist~? Afraid I'll tear you all apart~? *lets out a hiss as his eye reforms, face whole again, but extremely bloody, still advancing towards Ed*
IC!Ed: NO, YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET OUT. *keeps glaring hatefully at Easy* I started this. I'll end it.
IC!Ed: You don't fucking scare me, homunculus. *jabs his newly formed spear toward Easy's gut*
OOC!Hei: *shoves Ed!H (gently) into the cab and clambers in after him, trying to keep the wound elevated so he doesn't bleed out and yelling at the cab* GO GET THE OTHER ED, YOU CRAZY PIECE OF DEMON-METAL!
IC!Ed!H: *sitting there in the cab* ...My arm...
T!Ed: *deflects the blow with his arm blades with a cruel laugh, dancing back and trying to move himself closer to the cab, really wanting to pick off the weak ones*
OOC!Hei: *looking around desperately for something to tie up Ed!H's wound with and leaving any further rescue to the cab*
IC!Ed!H: Cabthulu: *honks at Ed for him to get into the cab, revving the engine*
IC!Ed: *was sort of expecting that, jabs his automail blade toward Easy's face once he's close enough. completely ignoring Cabthulu*
OOC!Hei: *rolls down the window* GET IN THE FUCKING CAR YOU FUCKING MORON
T!Ed: *is cut across the face, jabbing out at the same time with one of his arms, pivoting himself closer, right in front of the cab...*
IC!Ed!H: Cabthulu: CABTHULU GROWS WEARY OF THE BLOOD ON HIS SEATS!!! *smashes through Easy... easily, honking angrily again at Ed*
IC!Ed: *jumps back, jaw clenched, keeping his eyes on Easy. he looked away once, no way in hell is he gonna do it again* FUCK NO, YOU GET OUTTA HERE FIRST!!!
OOC!Hei: YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID! GET IN THE CAR, I'M NOT ARGUING! EDWARD IS BLEEDING TO DEATH IN HERE!
IC!Ed!H: *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed*
IC!Ed: *spares a glance at Hei, makes an almost pained but clearly guilt-ridden face as he inwardly debates with himself* nngggggaaaaaaaaaah FUCK! *practically jumps into the car*
OOC!Hei: THANK you. *glares at him a second before turning to attend to Ed!H again*
Cabthulu: *runs over Easy a couple more times for good measure before heading towards the hospital as quickly as it can go, completely disobeying all speed limits and loving it*
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Date: 2008-02-17 01:12 am (UTC)Nah, he'll be fine. He's getting used to this shit.
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Date: 2008-02-17 11:38 am (UTC)jzhklmnzgbrgldrgjhz! Hei! EDWARD! DAMAGE! TTTTTTT_TTTTTTT
...That log was fucking sweet!
See now, look what you've done, you've given me split personalities again.
I have three comments. ...The above don't count.
1. It's Warehouse B, failhogs!
2. This log is rated fucking R, ohmygod. This was like, fucking Pan's Labyrinth. THERE WERE PIECES OF SKULL ON PEOPLES' CLOTHING. This is SO not PG-13. That bit was absolutely disgusting, oh my god. Ew.
3. .........CLARA SMASH! DDD:
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Date: 2008-02-17 11:19 pm (UTC)to Clara: heheh, Clara smash... I lol'd.