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omg_fmaWho: IC!Envy, IC!Gluttony, OOC!Envy
When: 02/25/08
Rating: PG
Category: Side Plots
Summary: The same thing we do every night, Gluttony: try to take over the world!
IC!Envy: *knocking on the door of his double's abode, with Gluttony in tow*
IC!Gluttony: *follows Envy like the good obedient dog he is, one finger in his mouth and drooling... has mostly forgotten why they're there already*
OOC!Envy: *answers the door after a moment or two, pushing hair out of his eyes and scrutinizing his visitors upon seeing them* Yes?
IC!Envy: *with his usual, sharp sort of smile* May we come in?
OOC!Envy: Yes. *turns without further acknowledgment and starts back down the hall, leaving them to see themselves in*
IC!Envy: *with a suppressed little sigh, motions to Gluttony to follow as he heads inside, closing the door behind them*
IC!Gluttony: *follows omg*
OOC!Envy: *goes into the sitting room at the end of the hall and arranges himself in a chair, not offering seating for the other two, but looking at them expectantly*
IC!Gluttony: *sort of wanders idly around the living room, sniffing at things*
IC!Envy: *doesn't even need a chair, tucking one ankle behind the other and leaning against the wall* I thought it was time we had a little talk. Nothing too serious, nothing too serious. You aren't busy, are you?
OOC!Envy: All I have is time. *gives Envy the hint of a smirk and leans back in his chair* What do you want to talk about?
IC!Gluttony: Take over the world!
OOC!Envy: *raises an eyebrow at Gluttony*
IC!Envy: *brushes his hair away from his face in an unnecessary gesture to build up suspense, which is completely invalidated by Gluttony's outburst* Well - yes.
OOC!Envy:...Right. Maybe I'm busier than I thought. *rolls his eyes and makes to get up*
IC!Gluttony: DDD:
IC!Envy: *raises his arms in a gesture of long-suffering patience* Come on, come on. At least hear us out. Gluttony - let me tell him. *glare!*
IC!Gluttony: ...Yes. *ducks his head a bit*
OOC!Envy:...Then explain. *resumes his seat*
IC!Envy: *draws in a deep breath, wondering how best to lay this out to get his double's approval* ...we've discussed this before, haven't we? * a slightly ironic tilt to his head* The humans have forgotten us.
OOC!Envy: They have. *looks significantly more sinister at this, watching his double unblinkingly*
IC!Envy: There are benefits to ruling them from the shadows, as you do. *inclines his head respectfully, pushing off the wall and starting to approach Ren, very slowly, gesticulating as he explains* But... that is true of the opposite, as well.
IC!Gluttony: *watching them quietly, unblinkingly*
OOC!Envy: *snerks, raising an eyebrow in appreciation of the term 'ruling'* So what do you propose?
IC!Gluttony: *shuffles, looking around, sticking a finger in his mouth*
IC!Envy: *with the closest to humility that he can manage* We haven't structured a plan yet. I wanted to be sure that all of us were agreed on the idea, first.
IC!Envy: After all ... you know far more about organizing things, and you have a better framework to start with... *flattery may work?*
OOC!Envy: And your idea is simply to... rule them?
IC!Gluttony: *can't help it* Peoples offer theyselves to Gluttony for eats!
IC!Gluttony: *really likes this idea*
IC!Envy: *rolling sort of shrug* Either way, quite honestly. I want them to remember. I want them to fear us. *with a dark shadow passing over his face, if only briefly*
OOC!Envy: *to Gluttony* Who is going to offer themselves to you? *turning back to Envy and nodding* More and more I have been seeing the advantage of declaring our supremacy.
IC!Gluttony:...Peoples! When homunculuses... rule the world... yes.
IC!Envy: *encouraged by this response, smiles slowly and takes another stalking step forward* I'm glad to hear it. *warm, ever so slightly sadistic voice*
IC!Gluttony:...Worship Gluttony! ...Adventure Wrath say this to Gluttony. *nodnod*
IC!Envy: The only question is, then, if you are willing to join us... how best to begin. *looks as though he is very much looking forward to it*
IC!Envy: *sharp look* Gluttony, be quiet a moment.
OOC!Envy: *sighs* Gluttony, Adventure Wrath is an idiot. I will be party to this if he is not.
IC!Gluttony: *shuts up, looking like a kicked puppy*
IC!Gluttony: *frowns* Not idiot!
IC!Envy: *makes a small tsking noise, having forseen this difficulty but not yet having worked out how to get past it* Gluttony!
IC!Gluttony: *whines, sitting down*
OOC!Envy: *lets them snipe at each other, watching with the air of someone supremely above it all*
IC!Envy: *turning back towards his double, thinking fast* Hmm... the boy could be useful to us, though he is irritating now. He doesn't make any more trouble that your new little creature. He could be trained. Is there no way you could change your opinion of him? *neutral tone*
OOC!Envy: *makes a small sound in the back of his throat* My creature, as you put it, has been speaking for some time now of vacating this universe.
OOC!Envy: I am going to teach him to jump from one to another and then he will probably not be a part of whatever we plan.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, opens his mouth to say something, then glances at Envy and clamps it shut again*
IC!Gluttony: *listens intently*
OOC!Envy: *waves a hand idly* This little... Wrath thing... I see him only as an obstacle, a weakness for us. He is driven by emotion and temper and is too much of a liability.
IC!Envy: *blinks, startled at the ferocity of this reply, and wishing they would all just stuff their little dramas where the sun does not shine* ...hmm. Well, let's put aside the issue of the young ones, for now.
OOC!Envy: *...wasn't actually being ferocious about anything, just stating facts; his double shouldn't be so touchy~*
IC!Envy: *approaching Ren once more, determined* How would you propose we start such an endeavour?
OOC!Envy: *snerks again, this time in laughter* You expect me to come up with something this second? *dripping with sarcasm* Surely you can't think me so prodigious?
IC!Envy: *barely restrains himself from a frustrated sigh* Well, I didn't know if you had ever given thought to such an action before. It has been more than two hundred years since we were feared in this world, and starting over will be ...delicate. Humans are so irrational.
IC!Gluttony: *ponders slightly sad thoughts having to do with Easy taking a leave of absence*
OOC!Envy: *shrugs casually, crossing his legs and smoothing the hem of his shirt* Well I suppose the easiest way is to simply start killing. Plenty and publicly.
IC!Gluttony: ...I does that lots already....
IC!Gluttony: *cringes preemptively, glancing at Envy*
OOC!Envy: Yes, well if the rest of us started, as well. *rolls his eyes*
IC!Envy: *instant smile* Yes, that would certainly be very satisfying. Gluttony could help - somewhere very public. Somewhere they could not deny it, or us.
OOC!Envy: You are thinking in a much too organized state. Why should we pick a time and place? I see no point in such theatrics.
IC!Envy: *shrugs* If you'd prefer. Makes no difference to me. *thinks that this will make it easier for Wrath to participate without Ren's knowledge*
OOC!Envy: I find that humans fear disorganized pandemonium and bloodshed considerably more than the organized sort. They seem to think that with organization comes the opportunity to plead and negotiate.
IC!Envy: Hmmm, you're right. Of course.
OOC!Envy: Of course.
IC!Envy: *almost, ALMOST rolls his eyes*
OOC!Envy: *considers gutting him to make him quit being such a kiss-ass for five seconds*
IC!Envy: *narrows his eyes ever so slightly at his double, thinking that this conversation is pretty well over* Fine. If random bloodshed is the first step, I can do that on my own. Gluttony. *looking over at the other, his tone of voice telling him it's time to go*
IC!Gluttony: *staring at a spot on the wall, jumps up* Yes?
OOC!Envy: Just do not ask me to actively rule anything with an actual life span.
IC!Envy: *over his shoulder* I shan't. *sauntering towards the hallway, thinking that he isn't such a bastard to his own kind, at least*
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, glancing between the two of them, confused as to what's going on... shuffles after Envy*
When: 02/25/08
Rating: PG
Category: Side Plots
Summary: The same thing we do every night, Gluttony: try to take over the world!
IC!Envy: *knocking on the door of his double's abode, with Gluttony in tow*
IC!Gluttony: *follows Envy like the good obedient dog he is, one finger in his mouth and drooling... has mostly forgotten why they're there already*
OOC!Envy: *answers the door after a moment or two, pushing hair out of his eyes and scrutinizing his visitors upon seeing them* Yes?
IC!Envy: *with his usual, sharp sort of smile* May we come in?
OOC!Envy: Yes. *turns without further acknowledgment and starts back down the hall, leaving them to see themselves in*
IC!Envy: *with a suppressed little sigh, motions to Gluttony to follow as he heads inside, closing the door behind them*
IC!Gluttony: *follows omg*
OOC!Envy: *goes into the sitting room at the end of the hall and arranges himself in a chair, not offering seating for the other two, but looking at them expectantly*
IC!Gluttony: *sort of wanders idly around the living room, sniffing at things*
IC!Envy: *doesn't even need a chair, tucking one ankle behind the other and leaning against the wall* I thought it was time we had a little talk. Nothing too serious, nothing too serious. You aren't busy, are you?
OOC!Envy: All I have is time. *gives Envy the hint of a smirk and leans back in his chair* What do you want to talk about?
IC!Gluttony: Take over the world!
OOC!Envy: *raises an eyebrow at Gluttony*
IC!Envy: *brushes his hair away from his face in an unnecessary gesture to build up suspense, which is completely invalidated by Gluttony's outburst* Well - yes.
OOC!Envy:...Right. Maybe I'm busier than I thought. *rolls his eyes and makes to get up*
IC!Gluttony: DDD:
IC!Envy: *raises his arms in a gesture of long-suffering patience* Come on, come on. At least hear us out. Gluttony - let me tell him. *glare!*
IC!Gluttony: ...Yes. *ducks his head a bit*
OOC!Envy:...Then explain. *resumes his seat*
IC!Envy: *draws in a deep breath, wondering how best to lay this out to get his double's approval* ...we've discussed this before, haven't we? * a slightly ironic tilt to his head* The humans have forgotten us.
OOC!Envy: They have. *looks significantly more sinister at this, watching his double unblinkingly*
IC!Envy: There are benefits to ruling them from the shadows, as you do. *inclines his head respectfully, pushing off the wall and starting to approach Ren, very slowly, gesticulating as he explains* But... that is true of the opposite, as well.
IC!Gluttony: *watching them quietly, unblinkingly*
OOC!Envy: *snerks, raising an eyebrow in appreciation of the term 'ruling'* So what do you propose?
IC!Gluttony: *shuffles, looking around, sticking a finger in his mouth*
IC!Envy: *with the closest to humility that he can manage* We haven't structured a plan yet. I wanted to be sure that all of us were agreed on the idea, first.
IC!Envy: After all ... you know far more about organizing things, and you have a better framework to start with... *flattery may work?*
OOC!Envy: And your idea is simply to... rule them?
IC!Gluttony: *can't help it* Peoples offer theyselves to Gluttony for eats!
IC!Gluttony: *really likes this idea*
IC!Envy: *rolling sort of shrug* Either way, quite honestly. I want them to remember. I want them to fear us. *with a dark shadow passing over his face, if only briefly*
OOC!Envy: *to Gluttony* Who is going to offer themselves to you? *turning back to Envy and nodding* More and more I have been seeing the advantage of declaring our supremacy.
IC!Gluttony:...Peoples! When homunculuses... rule the world... yes.
IC!Envy: *encouraged by this response, smiles slowly and takes another stalking step forward* I'm glad to hear it. *warm, ever so slightly sadistic voice*
IC!Gluttony:...Worship Gluttony! ...Adventure Wrath say this to Gluttony. *nodnod*
IC!Envy: The only question is, then, if you are willing to join us... how best to begin. *looks as though he is very much looking forward to it*
IC!Envy: *sharp look* Gluttony, be quiet a moment.
OOC!Envy: *sighs* Gluttony, Adventure Wrath is an idiot. I will be party to this if he is not.
IC!Gluttony: *shuts up, looking like a kicked puppy*
IC!Gluttony: *frowns* Not idiot!
IC!Envy: *makes a small tsking noise, having forseen this difficulty but not yet having worked out how to get past it* Gluttony!
IC!Gluttony: *whines, sitting down*
OOC!Envy: *lets them snipe at each other, watching with the air of someone supremely above it all*
IC!Envy: *turning back towards his double, thinking fast* Hmm... the boy could be useful to us, though he is irritating now. He doesn't make any more trouble that your new little creature. He could be trained. Is there no way you could change your opinion of him? *neutral tone*
OOC!Envy: *makes a small sound in the back of his throat* My creature, as you put it, has been speaking for some time now of vacating this universe.
OOC!Envy: I am going to teach him to jump from one to another and then he will probably not be a part of whatever we plan.
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, opens his mouth to say something, then glances at Envy and clamps it shut again*
IC!Gluttony: *listens intently*
OOC!Envy: *waves a hand idly* This little... Wrath thing... I see him only as an obstacle, a weakness for us. He is driven by emotion and temper and is too much of a liability.
IC!Envy: *blinks, startled at the ferocity of this reply, and wishing they would all just stuff their little dramas where the sun does not shine* ...hmm. Well, let's put aside the issue of the young ones, for now.
OOC!Envy: *...wasn't actually being ferocious about anything, just stating facts; his double shouldn't be so touchy~*
IC!Envy: *approaching Ren once more, determined* How would you propose we start such an endeavour?
OOC!Envy: *snerks again, this time in laughter* You expect me to come up with something this second? *dripping with sarcasm* Surely you can't think me so prodigious?
IC!Envy: *barely restrains himself from a frustrated sigh* Well, I didn't know if you had ever given thought to such an action before. It has been more than two hundred years since we were feared in this world, and starting over will be ...delicate. Humans are so irrational.
IC!Gluttony: *ponders slightly sad thoughts having to do with Easy taking a leave of absence*
OOC!Envy: *shrugs casually, crossing his legs and smoothing the hem of his shirt* Well I suppose the easiest way is to simply start killing. Plenty and publicly.
IC!Gluttony: ...I does that lots already....
IC!Gluttony: *cringes preemptively, glancing at Envy*
OOC!Envy: Yes, well if the rest of us started, as well. *rolls his eyes*
IC!Envy: *instant smile* Yes, that would certainly be very satisfying. Gluttony could help - somewhere very public. Somewhere they could not deny it, or us.
OOC!Envy: You are thinking in a much too organized state. Why should we pick a time and place? I see no point in such theatrics.
IC!Envy: *shrugs* If you'd prefer. Makes no difference to me. *thinks that this will make it easier for Wrath to participate without Ren's knowledge*
OOC!Envy: I find that humans fear disorganized pandemonium and bloodshed considerably more than the organized sort. They seem to think that with organization comes the opportunity to plead and negotiate.
IC!Envy: Hmmm, you're right. Of course.
OOC!Envy: Of course.
IC!Envy: *almost, ALMOST rolls his eyes*
OOC!Envy: *considers gutting him to make him quit being such a kiss-ass for five seconds*
IC!Envy: *narrows his eyes ever so slightly at his double, thinking that this conversation is pretty well over* Fine. If random bloodshed is the first step, I can do that on my own. Gluttony. *looking over at the other, his tone of voice telling him it's time to go*
IC!Gluttony: *staring at a spot on the wall, jumps up* Yes?
OOC!Envy: Just do not ask me to actively rule anything with an actual life span.
IC!Envy: *over his shoulder* I shan't. *sauntering towards the hallway, thinking that he isn't such a bastard to his own kind, at least*
IC!Gluttony: *blinks, glancing between the two of them, confused as to what's going on... shuffles after Envy*
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