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omg_fmaWho: OOC!Scar, OOC!Psiren, IC!Ed, IC!Sheska
When: 7/09/08
Rating: PG-13 (for potty mouths?)
Category: Misc. Happenings
Summary: Mal returns to the château after a visit with the family to find everyone passed out cold on the floor. What's a panicked guy to do? Give them True Love's Kiss, duh. Everyone is thoroughly embarrassed (except Sheska, who's just confused), and Mal and Ed act like the immature adolescent boys they are. BONUS EXTRA: HAWT YAOI/LESBIAN/HET ACTION! Pick your flavor, people!
OOC!Scar: *bursts in through the front door, arms laden with about a million packages, tanned and beaming all over his face* HEY, I'M BACK~!
OOC!Psiren: *passed out on the kitchen floor, does not respond*
IC!Edward: *passed out at the dinner table*
OOC!Psiren: *there is food rotting on the countertop, ewwwww*
OOC!Scar: *waits* ...silence. OK, that's eerie. *sets all the bags down in the hall and starts to creep about looking for folks*
IC!Edward: *snooooooooooores~*
OOC!Scar: *comes into the kitchen first, sees Clara on the floor and does the only thing he can do - FREAKS OUT* Clara? Oh, crap! Is she, uh- *feels for a pulse*
OOC!Psiren: *definitely does not snore, it is unladylike... but has a pulse, although it is unusually faint and slow*
OOC!Scar: *hovers his hand over her mouth and can barely feel her breath* Sonofabitch. *is very glad he took those CPR classes, see how useful they've been? starts trying to revive her, trying not to think about it too much*
OOC!Psiren: *eyes flutter open when his lips touch hers and sighs softly... opens her eyes wider and flails a little in surprise* Mmmmfff!!!
OOC!Scar: *pulls back immediately, too relieved that she's revived to even care; hugs her very tightly* Clara!
OOC!Psiren: *completely confused, does not remember being asleep for two weeks, obviously* ...M-mal? *bright red, too surprised to hug back*
OOC!Scar: *launches immediately into an explanation* I came back and you were just lying on the ground, not moving! I thought you were dead! What the hell happened?
OOC!Psiren: Bwa-? *suddenly realizes yes, she's on the floor, and does not remember how she got there* ...I don't know! *slightly distressed*
OOC!Scar: *lets go of her, getting to his feet and offering her a hand up* You don't remember falling? Or - feeling weird? Or anything? *very confused*
OOC!Psiren: *accepts his hand, looking around dazedly, still a little pink but NOT THINKING ABOUT IT* No, I- I was cooking dinner for Ed and Sheska and- MY PORK CHOPS!! *wails in dismay at the rotting food in her kitchen*
IC!Edward: *in the dining room, SNOOOORIN' on the floor~*
OOC!Scar: *looks at the food and clamps a hand over his nose* What the f- *hears something from the next room and rushes over to see Ed* Hey, Clara, come here, look!
OOC!Psiren: *tears herself away from mournfully surveying the now well-solidified mashed-potatoes and follows* Ohmygoodness Ed! *gasps* Oh no, is he okay? What happened?!
IC!Edward: *rolls over and sprawls out, continues snoring*
OOC!Scar: *looking down at Ed with his hands on his hips, puzzled* OK, why is Ed sleeping on the floor?
OOC!Scar: *crouches down* HEY, ED. WAKE UP, MAN. *as loudly as he can without yelling*
IC!Edward: *used to be in the seat, but... sort of rolled out of it*
IC!Edward: *does not respond*
OOC!Psiren: ...He wasn't, a minute ago! I just went into the kitchen to take the squash off the stove-! *wrings her hands, distressed*
OOC!Scar: *pulls on Ed's hair sharply - it's a viable tactic*
OOC!Psiren: *hovers anxiously for a few seconds, then goes over to kneel near Ed and Mal, not sure what to do... Ed's obviously alive, if just very determinedly asleep*
IC!Edward: *veeeeerryyyyy much asleep. looks quite content with his jaw hanging open like that*
OOC!Scar: It's not working. Why is it not working? *pulls harder*
IC!Edward: zzzzzzzzz...
OOC!Psiren: *winces* Oh, be careful!
OOC!Scar: *winces too, feeling guilty* Yeah, OK, bad idea. But wha- *glances back to where Clara was in the kitchen, then remembers something* Oh, man. No way it's that. No way.
IC!Edward: *oh, blissful sleep. one never can get enough sleep, really~*
OOC!Psiren: ...Err, what? *as if she needs to ask; blushing*
OOC!Scar: Uh... did I ever tell you ... about the time Ed and I went into another dimension, with this er - interesting lady named Snow White?
IC!Edward: *sleeeeeeeep~~~ scratches his stomach*
OOC!Psiren: ...Yes, you did, err... you were explaining to me about... um, ah... mouth to mouth resuscitation.... *pink*
OOC!Scar: *turns to look at Ed, not really thinking that he has to say anything more* Aw man! *almost whining*
OOC!Scar: Come on, Ed, wake the hell up. *then, squeezing his eyes shut very tightly, plants his mouth on top of Ed's*
OOC!Psiren: But... he's... breathing... oh.... *looks away, blushing more*
IC!Edward: *stirs at the touch of lips, groans raising a hand to push at whatever is there, pulling his head away* nnfucking... fivemoreminiss...
OOC!Scar: *opens one eye a tiny tiny fraction, is it working?*
OOC!Scar: *pulls away very quickly* GAH!
OOC!Psiren: *turns her head back to them, eyes wide* ...Edward?!
OOC!Scar: *wiping his mouth vigorously with the back of his hand* That actually worked!?
IC!Edward: *blinks awake, looking up at people...* ...Why am I on the floor?
IC!Edward: .... What worked?!
OOC!Psiren: ...Oh dear....
OOC!Scar: *can't help it; bursts out laughing*
OOC!Psiren: Well... at least he's awake? ...Hello Ed! ^_^;;
IC!Edward: *is confused. DOES NOT LIKE BEING CONFUSED* ...What the hell's going on?!
OOC!Scar: *still laughing uncontrollably*
OOC!Scar: Don't ... tell him... *between laughs*
IC!Edward: ...TELL ME WHAT?!?!
OOC!Psiren: ...Err... language Ed... um, you were asleep on the floor... so was I.... *glances at Mal*
OOC!Psiren: ...I think. *blinks, the strangeness of the situation starting to really set in*
OOC!Scar: *just laying flat on the floor now, chuckling*
IC!Edward: *looks around, wonders for a panic-stricken second if he missed dinner* ...Why...? *narrows eyes at Mal*
OOC!Scar: It's good to be back, you guys. Where's Sheska?
OOC!Psiren: I... I don't know, and... Mal, you're back a bit early, aren't you? I didn't expect you for another two weeks!
OOC!Scar: *sitting up, wiping his eyes with the heel of his palm, beaming* What? I'm not early.
OOC!Psiren: *lost in thought, distracted by thinking about the food going bad* ...Sheska's in the library.... Oh dear. Oh dear, Mal, you're right....
IC!Edward: ... *frowns at them both, brain is still sleep-bogged*
OOC!Psiren: *thinks this through again, then shakes her head* ...I think we've been asleep for two weeks. O.O
OOC!Scar: *grinning up at Clara* Looks like it, yeah. *getting to his feet* Any chance you could wake up Sheska? I don't really know her, and ... *please please please look*
IC!Edward: ..... How... would something like that- *cuts himself off, realizing that's a dumb question* ..shit.
OOC!Psiren: *turns a bit red* ...Ah....
IC!Edward: ...Wha? *has no idea what they're talking about*
OOC!Scar: *might as well get it over with now rather than later* Ed, you remember Snow White?
IC!Edward: *gives him an odd look before snorting in laughter* Yeah I d- ......... YOU DID THAT TO ME?!?!?!
OOC!Psiren: *thinks about this... fairly sure a kiss on the lips in the interest of... waking people up from unnatural sleep isn't a sin against God... right? @_@*
OOC!Scar: *ears burning* Shut up! Nothing else worked!
OOC!Scar: I didn't likeit! *vehemently*
IC!Edward: I- YOU- *socks his shoulder* FUCKING HELL.
OOC!Psiren: ED DON'T SWEAR. *stressed out*
OOC!Scar: Ow! *grins despite himself; mutters softly enough that Clara can't hear* Fine, see if I ever save your ass again.
IC!Edward: *FROWNS at Mal, wiping vigorously at his mouth* Next time won't involve lips meeting.
OOC!Psiren: ...Well, um, anyway, I, err... I guess I'll try. Err. *bright red, stands and hurries from the room in the direction of the library*
OOC!Scar: *wince* Let's just not even talk about it. *glances at Clara; doesn't want to pressure her anything but really doesn't want to kiss some random woman*
OOC!Scar: *...but isn't below following her because, come on. Clara kissing a woman? Once in a lifetime moment*
IC!Edward: *nods in agreement, then gets up and follows them both*
OOC!Psiren: *peeks her head into the library* ...Sheska?
OOC!Psiren: *argh why are they following?!*
IC!Sheska: *under a small stack of books, z-ing*
OOC!Scar: *puts on his serious face, only letting his lips twitch into a grin when Clara turns her back; is finding the whole thing amusing as long as he isn't doing the kissing*
OOC!Psiren: *steps into the library, sees a pile of books with feet sticking out* Oh! Oh dear! Sheska! *rushes over to start unburying her*
OOC!Scar: *helps with the unburying at very least*
IC!Edward: *is in serious mode, jumps a little when they find Sheska and moves to help dig her out*
OOC!Psiren: *shakes her shoulder hopefully when she is unburied* Sheska? Sheska, are you okay?
OOC!Psiren: ...She doesn't look like she was injured...
OOC!Scar: That makes as much sense as the rest of it.
IC!Sheska: *Sheska rolls over, smiling. Her glasses fall off*
IC!Edward: *makes a face as he looks at her* ...You'd think an avalanche of books would leave some kind of bruise..
IC!Sheska: *has resistance against book damage*
OOC!Scar: Stranger things have happened in this crazy dimension. *deadpan*
OOC!Psiren: ...She's had two weeks to heal? ...How come we're not dehydrated? *stalling*
IC!Edward: ........ *frowns* You'd think I'd gotten used to this by now...
IC!Edward: *pushes a stack of books a safe distance away from Sheska*
OOC!Scar: *doesn't contribute to the conversation, focusing all his energy on NOT GIGGLING*
OOC!Psiren: *stares at Sheska's mouth as if it might bite her* ...Oh... oh dear.... *glances at Ed and Mal, really wishes they would GO AWAY, but too embarrassed to say anything... leans a little closer to Sheska*
IC!Sheska: *makes a little sound*
OOC!Psiren: *freezes* ...Sheska? *hopefully*
IC!Sheska: *DENIED*
IC!Edward: *moves back toward them and... is suddenly struck by the urge to watch very carefully*
OOC!Psiren: *waits... nope, nothing... bites her lip, then closes her eyes and leans in for a quick peck on the lips*
OOC!Scar: *not. making. a sound; wouldn't put it past Clara to punch him*
OOC!Psiren: *lifts her head a couple of inches, opening one eye a crack, holding her breath* .................
IC!Edward:
*watching with wide eyes. may or may not be blushing a little*
IC!Sheska: *whimper, roll over*
OOC!Scar: *face falling as he starts to worry* It ... didn't work? *crap, is something really wrong with her?*
OOC!Psiren: ................I don't think it worked, no. *straightens up, more than a bit pink, looks at Mal in dismay* ...Did I do it wrong?
IC!Edward: ...Is there any other way to do that?
OOC!Psiren: *turns more pink* I don't know!
OOC!Scar: No. I don't think so. *fretting*
OOC!Psiren: *grumbles under her breath about "magic kissing"*
IC!Edward: ... Now what?
OOC!Psiren: ...Err. ...............Maybe it only works with... Mal? *glances at him*
IC!Edward: *looks over at Mal expectantly*
OOC!Scar: ...don't look at me! *flushing* I- oh fine. *grabs both sides of Sheska's head and bends down, kissing her in a very irritated sort of manner*
OOC!Psiren: *glances away again, still pink*
IC!Edward: *looked away for a second, then carefully turns back again* ...Did it work?
OOC!Psiren: *peeks out the corner of her eye*
IC!Sheska: *eyes flutter open, didn't really have any expectations but certainly didn't expect to wake up to this. jolts up* whoa!
OOC!Psiren: *jumps* ...Sheska! *relief*
OOC!Scar: *lets her go at once, very embarrassed* Uh. Hi. I'm Mal.
OOC!Scar: *strangled voice* Clara will explain. I'm gonna step outside for a moment... *points over his shoulder, then makes a break for the door*
IC!Sheska: *unconsciously moving her upper body as far away as she can* I'm Sheska. Where am I?
IC!Edward: *a little relieved that she woke up, but... this is very awkward* You're in Clara's house.
IC!Sheska: *looks vaguely in Ed's direction, still without glasses* Edward?
IC!Edward: *waves a little, offers a weak smile* Hey Sheska.
OOC!Psiren: *watches Mal flee* ...Err. *looks back to Sheska* You've been asleep for two weeks. We all have. ...Apparently Mal's the only one who can wake us up. Err. ...Like in a fairytale, you know? *pink*
OOC!Psiren: *hands Sheska her glasses*
IC!Sheska: *feels around for her glasses, takes them and joins the seeing world again* Huh?
OOC!Scar: *leaves quickly, a faint pounding noise drifting in as he starts hitting his head against a door at the end of the hall*
OOC!Psiren: *hears the pounding noise, glances toward the door* ...Errr....
IC!Edward: *looks after Mal, trying not to laugh when he hears the pounding* Just accept it, Mal.
OOC!Psiren: *glances back to Sheska* I know, it doesn't make much sense....
IC!Sheska: *touches her lips, very confused.* We were sleeping?
OOC!Scar: Shut uuuup. *utterly mortified; keeps hitting his head*
OOC!Psiren: Yes, I was on the kitchen floor, Ed was in the dining room... the dinner's gone bad, I'm afraid.... DDDDD:
IC!Edward: *snickers a little to himself* Don't break your skull, Mal!
OOC!Scar: *inarticulate noise of embarassment*
IC!Sheska: * D: * Ahh, Clara. Why can we never have dinner together? First we forget then we sleep for two weeks? This is ridiculous.
IC!Edward: *rolls his eyes and gets up to make sure Mal doesn't hurt himself too badly*
OOC!Psiren: *smiles a little* I know, I'm sorry... it is a bit ridiculous, isn't it? *swats at Ed's arm* Don't tease him!
IC!Sheska: *standing up and looking around* How did this happen? Does this happen a lot?
IC!Edward: *grins a little* I'm not gonna tease him. Just gonna make sure his skull doesn't crack open.
OOC!Psiren: *also stands* People falling asleep for two weeks? No, that's a new one. Weirdness in general? Yes. Quite a bit.
OOC!Scar: *chooses that moment to stop pounding his head, coming back in with a red patch in the middle of his forehead* Sorry about the kissing. *mumbling*
IC!Sheska: *didn't quite hear that, and doesn't realize she was kissed* What?
OOC!Psiren: *pink again* Err... not your fault... I guess you must be magic? *thinks about this* ...... *giggles a little*
OOC!Scar: *hangs his head* Is there anyone else? *very reluctantly*
IC!Edward: *suddenly very VERY amused with the situation now that his turn is done*
OOC!Psiren: No, I only invited Ed and Sheska over for dinner....
OOC!Scar: *fervently* Good.
IC!Sheska: *sudden realization* I haven't been to work in two weeks! *runs off without a further word*
OOC!Scar: *stares after Sheska, looking relieved* ...she seems nice?
OOC!Psiren: *blinks after Sheska* ...Goodness!
OOC!Psiren: ^_^;; She is nice, she's just... unusual.
IC!Edward: *staring as well, shocked* Y-Yeah. She's... a little eccentric, that's all.
OOC!Scar: *slowly recovering, though he's still a little red in the face* ...The mayhem begins immediately.
OOC!Psiren: *blink* Hmmm?
IC!Edward: *pats Mal on the shoulder* You can do it. We'll be right here if you need us. *teasing smirk*
OOC!Psiren: *blink, gasp* You don't think-? ...The whole city?!
OOC!Scar: ... *LOOK OF UTTER HORROR* ...No way.
IC!Edward: *grins* It's possible! *so amused*
IC!Edward: *is kidding, but if it's true, he's SO AMUSED*
OOC!Psiren: ...Oh dear, I really hope not....
OOC!Scar: *groans and buries his head in his hands* Funny welcome back present.
IC!Edward: *just pats Mal's shoulder again*
OOC!Psiren: *pats his other shoulder* There, there, we don't know that's the case, yet... anyway... err... thank you.... *smiles awkwardly*
OOC!Scar: *muffled* You're welcome.
When: 7/09/08
Rating: PG-13 (for potty mouths?)
Category: Misc. Happenings
Summary: Mal returns to the château after a visit with the family to find everyone passed out cold on the floor. What's a panicked guy to do? Give them True Love's Kiss, duh. Everyone is thoroughly embarrassed (except Sheska, who's just confused), and Mal and Ed act like the immature adolescent boys they are. BONUS EXTRA: HAWT YAOI/LESBIAN/HET ACTION! Pick your flavor, people!
OOC!Scar: *bursts in through the front door, arms laden with about a million packages, tanned and beaming all over his face* HEY, I'M BACK~!
OOC!Psiren: *passed out on the kitchen floor, does not respond*
IC!Edward: *passed out at the dinner table*
OOC!Psiren: *there is food rotting on the countertop, ewwwww*
OOC!Scar: *waits* ...silence. OK, that's eerie. *sets all the bags down in the hall and starts to creep about looking for folks*
IC!Edward: *snooooooooooores~*
OOC!Scar: *comes into the kitchen first, sees Clara on the floor and does the only thing he can do - FREAKS OUT* Clara? Oh, crap! Is she, uh- *feels for a pulse*
OOC!Psiren: *definitely does not snore, it is unladylike... but has a pulse, although it is unusually faint and slow*
OOC!Scar: *hovers his hand over her mouth and can barely feel her breath* Sonofabitch. *is very glad he took those CPR classes, see how useful they've been? starts trying to revive her, trying not to think about it too much*
OOC!Psiren: *eyes flutter open when his lips touch hers and sighs softly... opens her eyes wider and flails a little in surprise* Mmmmfff!!!
OOC!Scar: *pulls back immediately, too relieved that she's revived to even care; hugs her very tightly* Clara!
OOC!Psiren: *completely confused, does not remember being asleep for two weeks, obviously* ...M-mal? *bright red, too surprised to hug back*
OOC!Scar: *launches immediately into an explanation* I came back and you were just lying on the ground, not moving! I thought you were dead! What the hell happened?
OOC!Psiren: Bwa-? *suddenly realizes yes, she's on the floor, and does not remember how she got there* ...I don't know! *slightly distressed*
OOC!Scar: *lets go of her, getting to his feet and offering her a hand up* You don't remember falling? Or - feeling weird? Or anything? *very confused*
OOC!Psiren: *accepts his hand, looking around dazedly, still a little pink but NOT THINKING ABOUT IT* No, I- I was cooking dinner for Ed and Sheska and- MY PORK CHOPS!! *wails in dismay at the rotting food in her kitchen*
IC!Edward: *in the dining room, SNOOOORIN' on the floor~*
OOC!Scar: *looks at the food and clamps a hand over his nose* What the f- *hears something from the next room and rushes over to see Ed* Hey, Clara, come here, look!
OOC!Psiren: *tears herself away from mournfully surveying the now well-solidified mashed-potatoes and follows* Ohmygoodness Ed! *gasps* Oh no, is he okay? What happened?!
IC!Edward: *rolls over and sprawls out, continues snoring*
OOC!Scar: *looking down at Ed with his hands on his hips, puzzled* OK, why is Ed sleeping on the floor?
OOC!Scar: *crouches down* HEY, ED. WAKE UP, MAN. *as loudly as he can without yelling*
IC!Edward: *used to be in the seat, but... sort of rolled out of it*
IC!Edward: *does not respond*
OOC!Psiren: ...He wasn't, a minute ago! I just went into the kitchen to take the squash off the stove-! *wrings her hands, distressed*
OOC!Scar: *pulls on Ed's hair sharply - it's a viable tactic*
OOC!Psiren: *hovers anxiously for a few seconds, then goes over to kneel near Ed and Mal, not sure what to do... Ed's obviously alive, if just very determinedly asleep*
IC!Edward: *veeeeerryyyyy much asleep. looks quite content with his jaw hanging open like that*
OOC!Scar: It's not working. Why is it not working? *pulls harder*
IC!Edward: zzzzzzzzz...
OOC!Psiren: *winces* Oh, be careful!
OOC!Scar: *winces too, feeling guilty* Yeah, OK, bad idea. But wha- *glances back to where Clara was in the kitchen, then remembers something* Oh, man. No way it's that. No way.
IC!Edward: *oh, blissful sleep. one never can get enough sleep, really~*
OOC!Psiren: ...Err, what? *as if she needs to ask; blushing*
OOC!Scar: Uh... did I ever tell you ... about the time Ed and I went into another dimension, with this er - interesting lady named Snow White?
IC!Edward: *sleeeeeeeep~~~ scratches his stomach*
OOC!Psiren: ...Yes, you did, err... you were explaining to me about... um, ah... mouth to mouth resuscitation.... *pink*
OOC!Scar: *turns to look at Ed, not really thinking that he has to say anything more* Aw man! *almost whining*
OOC!Scar: Come on, Ed, wake the hell up. *then, squeezing his eyes shut very tightly, plants his mouth on top of Ed's*
OOC!Psiren: But... he's... breathing... oh.... *looks away, blushing more*
IC!Edward: *stirs at the touch of lips, groans raising a hand to push at whatever is there, pulling his head away* nnfucking... fivemoreminiss...
OOC!Scar: *opens one eye a tiny tiny fraction, is it working?*
OOC!Scar: *pulls away very quickly* GAH!
OOC!Psiren: *turns her head back to them, eyes wide* ...Edward?!
OOC!Scar: *wiping his mouth vigorously with the back of his hand* That actually worked!?
IC!Edward: *blinks awake, looking up at people...* ...Why am I on the floor?
IC!Edward: .... What worked?!
OOC!Psiren: ...Oh dear....
OOC!Scar: *can't help it; bursts out laughing*
OOC!Psiren: Well... at least he's awake? ...Hello Ed! ^_^;;
IC!Edward: *is confused. DOES NOT LIKE BEING CONFUSED* ...What the hell's going on?!
OOC!Scar: *still laughing uncontrollably*
OOC!Scar: Don't ... tell him... *between laughs*
IC!Edward: ...TELL ME WHAT?!?!
OOC!Psiren: ...Err... language Ed... um, you were asleep on the floor... so was I.... *glances at Mal*
OOC!Psiren: ...I think. *blinks, the strangeness of the situation starting to really set in*
OOC!Scar: *just laying flat on the floor now, chuckling*
IC!Edward: *looks around, wonders for a panic-stricken second if he missed dinner* ...Why...? *narrows eyes at Mal*
OOC!Scar: It's good to be back, you guys. Where's Sheska?
OOC!Psiren: I... I don't know, and... Mal, you're back a bit early, aren't you? I didn't expect you for another two weeks!
OOC!Scar: *sitting up, wiping his eyes with the heel of his palm, beaming* What? I'm not early.
OOC!Psiren: *lost in thought, distracted by thinking about the food going bad* ...Sheska's in the library.... Oh dear. Oh dear, Mal, you're right....
IC!Edward: ... *frowns at them both, brain is still sleep-bogged*
OOC!Psiren: *thinks this through again, then shakes her head* ...I think we've been asleep for two weeks. O.O
OOC!Scar: *grinning up at Clara* Looks like it, yeah. *getting to his feet* Any chance you could wake up Sheska? I don't really know her, and ... *please please please look*
IC!Edward: ..... How... would something like that- *cuts himself off, realizing that's a dumb question* ..shit.
OOC!Psiren: *turns a bit red* ...Ah....
IC!Edward: ...Wha? *has no idea what they're talking about*
OOC!Scar: *might as well get it over with now rather than later* Ed, you remember Snow White?
IC!Edward: *gives him an odd look before snorting in laughter* Yeah I d- ......... YOU DID THAT TO ME?!?!?!
OOC!Psiren: *thinks about this... fairly sure a kiss on the lips in the interest of... waking people up from unnatural sleep isn't a sin against God... right? @_@*
OOC!Scar: *ears burning* Shut up! Nothing else worked!
OOC!Scar: I didn't likeit! *vehemently*
IC!Edward: I- YOU- *socks his shoulder* FUCKING HELL.
OOC!Psiren: ED DON'T SWEAR. *stressed out*
OOC!Scar: Ow! *grins despite himself; mutters softly enough that Clara can't hear* Fine, see if I ever save your ass again.
IC!Edward: *FROWNS at Mal, wiping vigorously at his mouth* Next time won't involve lips meeting.
OOC!Psiren: ...Well, um, anyway, I, err... I guess I'll try. Err. *bright red, stands and hurries from the room in the direction of the library*
OOC!Scar: *wince* Let's just not even talk about it. *glances at Clara; doesn't want to pressure her anything but really doesn't want to kiss some random woman*
OOC!Scar: *...but isn't below following her because, come on. Clara kissing a woman? Once in a lifetime moment*
IC!Edward: *nods in agreement, then gets up and follows them both*
OOC!Psiren: *peeks her head into the library* ...Sheska?
OOC!Psiren: *argh why are they following?!*
IC!Sheska: *under a small stack of books, z-ing*
OOC!Scar: *puts on his serious face, only letting his lips twitch into a grin when Clara turns her back; is finding the whole thing amusing as long as he isn't doing the kissing*
OOC!Psiren: *steps into the library, sees a pile of books with feet sticking out* Oh! Oh dear! Sheska! *rushes over to start unburying her*
OOC!Scar: *helps with the unburying at very least*
IC!Edward: *is in serious mode, jumps a little when they find Sheska and moves to help dig her out*
OOC!Psiren: *shakes her shoulder hopefully when she is unburied* Sheska? Sheska, are you okay?
OOC!Psiren: ...She doesn't look like she was injured...
OOC!Scar: That makes as much sense as the rest of it.
IC!Sheska: *Sheska rolls over, smiling. Her glasses fall off*
IC!Edward: *makes a face as he looks at her* ...You'd think an avalanche of books would leave some kind of bruise..
IC!Sheska: *has resistance against book damage*
OOC!Scar: Stranger things have happened in this crazy dimension. *deadpan*
OOC!Psiren: ...She's had two weeks to heal? ...How come we're not dehydrated? *stalling*
IC!Edward: ........ *frowns* You'd think I'd gotten used to this by now...
IC!Edward: *pushes a stack of books a safe distance away from Sheska*
OOC!Scar: *doesn't contribute to the conversation, focusing all his energy on NOT GIGGLING*
OOC!Psiren: *stares at Sheska's mouth as if it might bite her* ...Oh... oh dear.... *glances at Ed and Mal, really wishes they would GO AWAY, but too embarrassed to say anything... leans a little closer to Sheska*
IC!Sheska: *makes a little sound*
OOC!Psiren: *freezes* ...Sheska? *hopefully*
IC!Sheska: *DENIED*
IC!Edward: *moves back toward them and... is suddenly struck by the urge to watch very carefully*
OOC!Psiren: *waits... nope, nothing... bites her lip, then closes her eyes and leans in for a quick peck on the lips*
OOC!Scar: *not. making. a sound; wouldn't put it past Clara to punch him*
OOC!Psiren: *lifts her head a couple of inches, opening one eye a crack, holding her breath* .................
IC!Edward:
*watching with wide eyes. may or may not be blushing a little*
IC!Sheska: *whimper, roll over*
OOC!Scar: *face falling as he starts to worry* It ... didn't work? *crap, is something really wrong with her?*
OOC!Psiren: ................I don't think it worked, no. *straightens up, more than a bit pink, looks at Mal in dismay* ...Did I do it wrong?
IC!Edward: ...Is there any other way to do that?
OOC!Psiren: *turns more pink* I don't know!
OOC!Scar: No. I don't think so. *fretting*
OOC!Psiren: *grumbles under her breath about "magic kissing"*
IC!Edward: ... Now what?
OOC!Psiren: ...Err. ...............Maybe it only works with... Mal? *glances at him*
IC!Edward: *looks over at Mal expectantly*
OOC!Scar: ...don't look at me! *flushing* I- oh fine. *grabs both sides of Sheska's head and bends down, kissing her in a very irritated sort of manner*
OOC!Psiren: *glances away again, still pink*
IC!Edward: *looked away for a second, then carefully turns back again* ...Did it work?
OOC!Psiren: *peeks out the corner of her eye*
IC!Sheska: *eyes flutter open, didn't really have any expectations but certainly didn't expect to wake up to this. jolts up* whoa!
OOC!Psiren: *jumps* ...Sheska! *relief*
OOC!Scar: *lets her go at once, very embarrassed* Uh. Hi. I'm Mal.
OOC!Scar: *strangled voice* Clara will explain. I'm gonna step outside for a moment... *points over his shoulder, then makes a break for the door*
IC!Sheska: *unconsciously moving her upper body as far away as she can* I'm Sheska. Where am I?
IC!Edward: *a little relieved that she woke up, but... this is very awkward* You're in Clara's house.
IC!Sheska: *looks vaguely in Ed's direction, still without glasses* Edward?
IC!Edward: *waves a little, offers a weak smile* Hey Sheska.
OOC!Psiren: *watches Mal flee* ...Err. *looks back to Sheska* You've been asleep for two weeks. We all have. ...Apparently Mal's the only one who can wake us up. Err. ...Like in a fairytale, you know? *pink*
OOC!Psiren: *hands Sheska her glasses*
IC!Sheska: *feels around for her glasses, takes them and joins the seeing world again* Huh?
OOC!Scar: *leaves quickly, a faint pounding noise drifting in as he starts hitting his head against a door at the end of the hall*
OOC!Psiren: *hears the pounding noise, glances toward the door* ...Errr....
IC!Edward: *looks after Mal, trying not to laugh when he hears the pounding* Just accept it, Mal.
OOC!Psiren: *glances back to Sheska* I know, it doesn't make much sense....
IC!Sheska: *touches her lips, very confused.* We were sleeping?
OOC!Scar: Shut uuuup. *utterly mortified; keeps hitting his head*
OOC!Psiren: Yes, I was on the kitchen floor, Ed was in the dining room... the dinner's gone bad, I'm afraid.... DDDDD:
IC!Edward: *snickers a little to himself* Don't break your skull, Mal!
OOC!Scar: *inarticulate noise of embarassment*
IC!Sheska: * D: * Ahh, Clara. Why can we never have dinner together? First we forget then we sleep for two weeks? This is ridiculous.
IC!Edward: *rolls his eyes and gets up to make sure Mal doesn't hurt himself too badly*
OOC!Psiren: *smiles a little* I know, I'm sorry... it is a bit ridiculous, isn't it? *swats at Ed's arm* Don't tease him!
IC!Sheska: *standing up and looking around* How did this happen? Does this happen a lot?
IC!Edward: *grins a little* I'm not gonna tease him. Just gonna make sure his skull doesn't crack open.
OOC!Psiren: *also stands* People falling asleep for two weeks? No, that's a new one. Weirdness in general? Yes. Quite a bit.
OOC!Scar: *chooses that moment to stop pounding his head, coming back in with a red patch in the middle of his forehead* Sorry about the kissing. *mumbling*
IC!Sheska: *didn't quite hear that, and doesn't realize she was kissed* What?
OOC!Psiren: *pink again* Err... not your fault... I guess you must be magic? *thinks about this* ...... *giggles a little*
OOC!Scar: *hangs his head* Is there anyone else? *very reluctantly*
IC!Edward: *suddenly very VERY amused with the situation now that his turn is done*
OOC!Psiren: No, I only invited Ed and Sheska over for dinner....
OOC!Scar: *fervently* Good.
IC!Sheska: *sudden realization* I haven't been to work in two weeks! *runs off without a further word*
OOC!Scar: *stares after Sheska, looking relieved* ...she seems nice?
OOC!Psiren: *blinks after Sheska* ...Goodness!
OOC!Psiren: ^_^;; She is nice, she's just... unusual.
IC!Edward: *staring as well, shocked* Y-Yeah. She's... a little eccentric, that's all.
OOC!Scar: *slowly recovering, though he's still a little red in the face* ...The mayhem begins immediately.
OOC!Psiren: *blink* Hmmm?
IC!Edward: *pats Mal on the shoulder* You can do it. We'll be right here if you need us. *teasing smirk*
OOC!Psiren: *blink, gasp* You don't think-? ...The whole city?!
OOC!Scar: ... *LOOK OF UTTER HORROR* ...No way.
IC!Edward: *grins* It's possible! *so amused*
IC!Edward: *is kidding, but if it's true, he's SO AMUSED*
OOC!Psiren: ...Oh dear, I really hope not....
OOC!Scar: *groans and buries his head in his hands* Funny welcome back present.
IC!Edward: *just pats Mal's shoulder again*
OOC!Psiren: *pats his other shoulder* There, there, we don't know that's the case, yet... anyway... err... thank you.... *smiles awkwardly*
OOC!Scar: *muffled* You're welcome.
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