[identity profile] songless-psiren.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] omg_fma
Who: C!Envy, IC!Envy, IC!Gluttony, OOC!Psiren, IC!Alfons, OOC!Alfons, T!Ed, npc:Denna, various npc's
When: 5/30/07
Rating: Um... R? For violence and swearing?
Category: Misc Happenings
Summary: A posse of Big Damn Heroes goes to rescue Transmutey!Ed. People die. There is a lot of blood. And freaking out. And vomiting. Good times!


C!Envy: *adjusts the sunglasses on his head pensively, waiting for the others in front of his own apartment building*

IC!Envy: *comes lazily around the corner, not wanting to seem too eager, though he has been waiting for some time*

IC!Gluttony: *approaches the front of the building, chewing on someone's leg*

C!Envy: *smiles tersely, giving a nod of greeting to Envy and a look of mild disgust to Gluttony* Are you both sure you want to do this? Edward is my responsibility, after all.

IC!Gluttony: *looks mildly disgruntled* ...Alfons ask me. *brightens a little* And Clara Lady will give me cow!

IC!Envy: *shrugs reflexively with a quick grin* As long as I get to hurt him.

C!Envy: ...Oh. I see. *frowns a bit* You understand what we will be doing?

IC!Gluttony: ...Bringing back Stupid Edward?

C!Envy: *to Envy* No guarantees on him just yet, but there will be plenty of cannon fodder for you I am sure.

IC!Envy: *shrugs once more* I think I do, but you'll no doubt want to go over the plan again, a careful type like you. So go ahead.

C!Envy: Yes, Gluttony. Both of you, above all else bring back Edward. If anything happens to me, just go. Don't dawdle. I can make my own way back.

IC!Envy: *clicks his tongue, thinking such self-sacrifice is disgusting* What if you don't come back. You expect us to rescue you, too?

IC!Gluttony: *thinks about this quietly as he (not so quietly) finishes the leg, then shrugs*

C!Envy: No, if something happens, I expect you to leave me. Don't ever try to get back, forget where it is. Just keep Edward safe.

IC!Envy: *lifts his palms face up in a gesture of resignation* Whatever you say, boss.

C!Envy: And stop calling me that. You're doing me a favor, not my bidding. *sighs* Are we ready?

IC!Envy: *cracks his knuckles* I've always been ready.

C!Envy: ...Right.

IC!Gluttony: *bored, wants to be somewhere else, but nods, flexing his fingers*
IC!Gluttony: ...Where is us going to?

C!Envy: Alright, then. *reaches very reluctantly for a grip on each of them* Er, we are going to where my father is keeping Edward. Off-dimension.

IC!Gluttony: ...Oh. *blinks at Other Envy's hand*

IC!Envy: *nods, more confident in his dimension-shifting after some practice*

C!Envy: Just... stay close. And expect a nasty welcome. *shifts*

IC!Gluttony: *...feels funny....*

IC!Envy: *glances about quickly even as they come out of the shift, alert*

Guard 1: *snoozing inside of the guard box of the hospital ward, magazine over his face*

C!Envy: *mimics Envy, poised and tense, looking up and down the long, sterile corridor*

IC!Gluttony: *blinks, feeling disoriented, then glances around, sniffing curiously* ...Smell funny here.... *frowns, wrinkling his nose and fidgeting*

IC!Envy: *shushes Gluttony distractedly*

Guard 2: ::walks into the box from the back entryway; nudges Guard 1 on the shoulder:: Sleeping on the job?

IC!Gluttony: *shuts up*

C!Envy: *glances at a placard on the wall, muttering quietly* Hospital Wing 1. The pictures showed Edward in a room much like a mental ward, with any luck we might be close...

IC!Envy: *idly morphs his right hand into his preferred weapon of a simple spike, nodding once to acknowledge his double's words*

Guard 1: *jerks awake, glaring blearily at the second guard and making a grotesque face, skin patched together with different pieces* ...No.

Guard 2: ::rolls his eyes:: Well, I'm gonna get some coffee. You just keep sleepin', pal. ::heads out of the guard box, humming, walking down the corridor toward the homunculi, but hasn't noticed them yet::

IC!Gluttony: *sniffs the air, wandering up the hallway a little in one direction, then back in the other*

C!Envy: *starts down the hallway toward the end with the door the two guards are stationed behind, moving silently*

IC!Envy: *follows after, not making a sound, grinning like a madman*

Guard 1: *grumbles and promptly goes back to sleep*

Guard 2: ::walking down the hallway like he owns the place, oh yeah~::

C!Envy: *stops dead when he sees the guard, poising to attack*

IC!Envy: *spots the guard and speeds up a little til he's level with his double, then stops as well*

IC!Gluttony: *follows after them, interested in the strange smells, grins when he smells and sees Guard 2*

IC!Envy: *narrows his eyes in close scrutiny of the Guard, taking another few steps forward*

Guard 2: ::looks up; stares:: You guys lost? Visitor's entrance is that way. ::points; obviously not the brightest crayon in the box::

C!Envy: *nearly lunges himself before turning to Envy* Want to have some fun?

IC!Gluttony: ...Envy can Gluttony talk now?

IC!Envy: Yes. *he says, his voice rough with honest bloodlust*

C!Envy: Have fun, then~

Guard 2: ... ::nervous; reaches for his taser::

IC!Envy: *ignores Gluttony, too intent on the imminent violence*

C!Envy: *steps back to watch*

IC!Envy: *shifts his form to a perfect replica of the Guard, striding towards him confidently*

IC!Gluttony: *takes that as a yes to him anyway, grinning wider* ...Can I eat him when you is done?

Guard 2: ::takes a few steps backward, pointing the taser at him, then glancing back down the hallway:: HELP, SOMEBODY!

C!Envy: *takes the liberty of answering for Envy* If you can be quick. We must be as quick as we can.

IC!Envy: *with a burst of speed, closes the distance before them and impales the guard*

Guard 1: *twitches awake* Oh, for fuck's sake...

IC!Gluttony: *nods, then grins* ...There is somebodies....

Guard 2: Gurk- ::sags on the spike, bleeding everywhere::

IC!Envy: *waits for the body to stop twitching and throws it towards Gluttony* Get rid of that

C!Envy: *smiles, very pleased*

IC!Gluttony: *gets to it with gusto, eating as quickly as possible, not wanting to have to leave any of it*

C!Envy: *appreciative nod to Envy* Very efficient.

IC!Envy: *remains in that form, not bothering to clean the blood that's all over his uniform, though he allows his hand to return to a normal shape, grinning*

C!Envy: *starts off down the hall again, about ten feet from the door*

IC!Gluttony: *follows after them, dragging the carcass*

Guard 1: *gets up and tosses his magazine down on the table in the room, peering out of the doorway; stares at the blood, stares at the three, staaaaaaaareees at the blood some more*
Guard 1: ........................You guys aren't supposed to be here? *calls after them*

IC!Gluttony: *mouth full of flesh, muffled* ...Somebodies!
IC!Gluttony: *munch munch* Eat somebodies too?

IC!Envy: *looks at Guard 1, rushes towards him, his malicious intent not immediately apparent, for he retains the form of the fellow Guard*

C!Envy: *glances back to make sure Envy and Gluttony are coming* Oh, Envy, you look like one of them. That is disgusting. *turns when he hears the guard* Oh, goodness.

Guard 1: OH FUCKING SHIT! *slams the door closed, backing up to the console in a panic*

IC!Envy: Quick! *he calls to Guard 1, pounding on the door* Let me in too!
IC!Envy: Get me away from them!

C!Envy: *tries not to laugh, the edge of hysteria dulling with immediate carnage*
C!Envy: Could we just hurry this up, please?

IC!Gluttony: *grins, likes this game, snarls loudly for effect*

Guard 1: For fuck's sake, you have your own damn keys! Let your damned self in, just wanted to take a nap... *grumbles, slamming his hand down on a button and sounding the alarm*
Guard 1: *jumps about a mile, nearly wetting himself* Oh god, monsters in the ward...

IC!Envy: *rolls his eyes and just kicks the door in, seeing red when the sound of the alarm goes off. Good, more people to kill*

Guard 1: *wheels around, staring wide eyed* ...You had too much caffeine, didn't you?

IC!Gluttony: *swallowing the last of Guard 2* ...What is noises?

IC!Envy: *wraps one hand arund the Guard's throat and breaks it in a second, tearing out of the booth and back to Ren* What now?

Guard 1: *wheezy sounds of DEATH AND AGONY*

C!Envy: *goes through the door after him, immediately spotting a placard labeled "Mental Ward D"* Envy will you hurry up?! *takes off down the corridor*

IC!Gluttony: *yay running! chases after him, grinning*

Guards 3, 4, 5, 6: ::quickly strap on their pistols and take off toward the source of the alarm::

IC!Envy: *scowls, not appreciating the tone his double is taking with him, but follows nontheless, too happy with the bloodshed to complain*

Denna: *hears the commotion from where she's coming back from taking Ed his lunch, ducking into a corridor when she sees them and dropping the tray, waiting til they've gotten close*

Guard 5: ::mutters under her breath as they run down the corridors:: What now...?

Denna: Darren! Wait! *nooooot so sure if that was a good idea upon seeing Ren's entourage*

Guard 3: *locks and loads, bitches, running all heroic like and thinking this is chance at a promotion, oho~*

IC!Gluttony: *skids to a stop, grinning at Denna* ...Tasty!

C!Envy: *comes to a screeching halt, reeling to face Denna and ducking into her corridor, getting her pinned to the wall by her neck before thinking* What did you call me?

IC!Gluttony: *comes closer, hoping for another meal, then sniffs* ...Smell Stupid Edward!

IC!Envy: *barely suppresses himself from adding a 'yeah, what did you call him?', thinking his double's sense of humor is probably nonexistent right then*

Denna: *looks nervously at Gluttony and swallows hard, trying to keep breathing normally with her neck constricted* You're Darren Hohenheim, right? Edward Elric's husband?

Guard 6: ::looks over at Guard 5 briefly:: Hey, come on, aren't you at least glad you get to do something in this job? Thought we'd just have to sit here all day behind desks.

C!Envy: *relaxes his grip a bit more out of shock than anything else* You know where Edward is?

Guard 5: Good to see you so excited, Alex. You were just about to quit the other day, I thought. ::exudes sarcasm::

Guard 4: ... *justs wants his nice porn mags, not fighting, Christ guys*

Guard 6: Hey, at least I'm not like him. ::nods to 3::

IC!Envy: *doesn't particularly care about the female who Ren's threatening or what they are saying, just waiting for the next fight*

Denna: *shaking hard, nods twice* Just down this corridor and to the left. *hesitates a second, biting her lip* I'll take you.

Guard 3: *lalala, can't hear you, too busy going to war; tosses his fabulous hair which is... nonexistant, head covered in scars and sutures*

Guard 4: *stops at the end of the hall, staring at Gluttony* ...Hooooooly shit. Set tasers to eleven!

IC!Envy: *turns quickly* I'll deal with that. *races towards the guard, arms held out at his sides*

Guard 5: Eleven?! ::does so, pointing the taser at Gluttony::

IC!Gluttony: *turns to face the guards, grinning widely* More tasties! *crouches, ready to spring*

C!Envy: Take me. *lets her go, giving her a shove in the indicated direction and calling back to Gluttony and Envy* I'm going to get Edward! You two hold off the guards off no matter what!

Guard 4: *brandishes his taser?*

Guard 6: ::aims as well:: Who are you? ::shudders slightly at all the blood around::

Guard 3: *CHARGES, MUTHAFUCKAH*

IC!Gluttony: Okay Other Envy~!

IC!Envy: *gets to Guard 3 first, landing a punch to the center of his face and knocking him onto his back*

Denna: *tears down the hall, wanting to get away from the chaos*

Guard 5: ::FIRES TASER OH MY GOD::

Guard 3: *flops over with a yell, aiming his gun to swipe at Envy's feet*

Guard 4: *I'MMA CHARGIN' MAH TASER*

C!Envy: *hurtles after her, coming to a screeching halt behind her outside of a locked door with two very suspicious-looking guards on either side*

IC!Gluttony: *laughs, watching Envy, content to wait for a little bit*

Denna: *smiles at the guards, not having thought this far* Ummm...

Guard 7: .......I'm calling the Boss.

IC!Envy: *pays no heed to the guard's attempts to injure him, axe-kicking him in the forehead*

Guard 6: ::runs forward to take on Envy as well, wanting to appear brave for 5::

Guard 3: *skull goes crunch and DIES*

C!Envy: *without hesitation moves forward, smashing the first guard's head into the wall, crushing his skull instantly as he stands, and moving fluidly to the second, snapping his neck and turning back to Denna* Open the door.

Guard 4: ... *throws his taser at Envy?*

IC!Gluttony: ...Envy want any help~? *amused, watching 3's corpse hungrily*

Denna: *screams when Ren kills the guards, backing up and shaking harder, trying not to panic* Oh my-- oh my god! Y-yes!

C!Envy: *wipes the blood off of his hands, shoving the bodies aside*

IC!Envy: Whatever, don't get in my way! *he says in a joyful voice, ducking the taser and coming right up in front of the guard's stitched-together face, grinning broadly as he impales him*

T!Ed: *curled up in a corner of his room, back to the door and arms around his knees, babbling softly to himself*

Denna: *opens the door as fast as she can with her key card, holding it for him* There, quick!

Guard 6: ::croaks::

IC!Gluttony: Kay~! *toddles forward, ignoring the fighting, reaching for Guard 3's body and begins to chow down*

IC!Envy: *stands still, not even breathing heavily, looking at the remaining guards with a smug smile, his face spattered with blood*

T!Ed: *jerks his head as the door opens, staring at Denna and Ren with his head tilted* Not dinner time yet.

Guard 5: ::tries to keep calm; dashes back to the guard room and calls for more backup::

Guard 4: *watches 5 go* I'll just uh... die now?

C!Envy: *slips past her, stopping when he sees Ed, feeling as if the world just dropped out beneath him* ...Edward...

IC!Envy: *realizes too late what 5 is doing, cursing and running after her, knocking 4 out of the way as he goes*

Guard 4: *stays down on the ground, pretending to be dead*

IC!Gluttony: *munch munch slurp eyes glazed over*

T!Ed: *makes a small sound, turning his face away back to the wall* ...Not real...

Denna: Um, Edward, I said- I said I would, um... Yourhusbandishere. *backs up against a wall in terror, not sure what to do*

Guard 5: ::steps out of the guard room, shaking slightly, and fires her taser as Envy heads toward her::

C!Envy: *snarls, turning to Denna* Outside. Now. *points*

Denna: *obeys*

IC!Gluttony: *quickly finishes Guard 3, glances around, grinning at Guard 4* Hello tasty people~!

T!Ed: *cringes faintly at the snarl, curling up tightly*

Guard 4: ...Hello giant eaty monster.

IC!Envy: *gets hit by the taser, barely wincing*
IC!Envy: Now now, missy. That wasn't nice. *sprints towards 5, his face full of murder*

C!Envy: Edward, oh my gods, what have they done to you? *hurries over, collapsing to the floor next to him and hugging him hard without hesitation, not paying a bit of attention to the metal currently shredding his shirt*

IC!Gluttony: *grins wider, crouching low and inching closer* Hee~! You is funny! *drooling*

Guard 5: ::aims a kick at between his legs::

IC!Envy: *doesn't manage to dodge it, cursing fluently as he doubles over, managing to catch himself on 5's shoulders*

T!Ed: *cries out at the touch, drawing knees and still shackled hands to his chest* Not real, not real, not real... *whimpers, on the verge of tears*

Guard 5: ::tries to duck and twist away, firing her taser again:: GET OFF ME!

Guard 4: ...The other guard is even funnier, if you want to see her first? *smiles nervously*

IC!Envy: *digs his fingers in, tight enough to break bone* Nice shot. *he holds on, wincing at the taser but holding her still* I don't think I will.

C!Envy: No, no, sweetheart, I'm real. I promise, I'm really real. I'm here and I'm going to get you out- we just have to alert the others. *showering his face with kisses, clinging*

Guard 5: ::screams as her shoulders and collarbone give, crumpling slightly in pain::

IC!Gluttony: *glances in the direction of Envy and Guard 5, grinning wider* No, eat other people later. Envy kill she people for Gluttony. Eat you now~. *stalk stalk*

T!Ed: They're not going to let you go, they're going to hurt you... I told you to run! I told you! *presses against him, crying*

IC!Envy: *decides to make it quick, because this isn't what he came for, killing flunkies, and wraps his hands around her neck*

Guard 4: I taste stringy. *starts rolling sloooowly away*

Guard 5: ::can't really fight him, what with non-working arms; tries to keep breathing::

IC!Gluttony: *giggles, entertained* Do not smell stringy.... *lunges, grabbing for his ankle*

IC!Envy: *grins sickly as he watches her asphyxiate, which has always been one of his favourite pasttimes...*

Guard 4: *kicks his foot* You really, really don't want to do that, eheh...

C!Envy: Shhh, shh, love. I'm going to keep you safe no matter what. *ignores the blood running down his arms where they're clasped around Ed's back, kissing him on the mouth quickly, desperately*
C!Envy: Come on, now. Can you walk? *looks down at Ed's prosthetic, trying not to look as disgusted as he feels*

Guard 5: ::blacks out, going limp::

IC!Envy: *lets her go, cutting her throat for good measure*

T!Ed: ...Hurts too much to walk. Don't wanna live... *looks up at Ren pleadingly* Kill me, please...

IC!Gluttony: *bored now, yanks on Guard 4's ankle, sinking teeth into his shin*

Guard 4: *SCREAMS, oh my god the screaming*

IC!Gluttony: *grins, biting through the leg, tossing the foot aside for now and making sure to get a good grip on his torso*

Guards 8-25: ::get the message finally that yes, four guards is not enough; start coming from multiple directions toward the source of the alarms::

C!Envy: Oh gods, Edward, no! Never! *buries his face against Ed's neck, speaking pleadingly* Come on, pretty, please! We've got to hurry. Just let me carry you, alright?

Guard 4: *kicks and flails and oozes*

IC!Envy: *wiping his hands off, wonders where his double has gone, and hopes he isn't missing anything too exciting, especially nothing that involves hurting Hohenheim*

T!Ed: *nods his head limply, murmuring brokenly to himself*

IC!Gluttony: *works his way quickly up the leg and through the pelvis, eyes glazed over again*

Guards of multitude: ::have, like SWAT-quality armor and shiz; think they're all pretty hot stuff with their guns and visors::

C!Envy: *scoops him up lightly, dripping blood everywhere, and hurries to the door, tearing down the corridor past Denna in the direction of the screaming*

IC!Envy: *watches the horde of humans coming around the corner and cannot suppress a wild laugh at the futility of it* You people do like your little toys.

Denna: HEY! WAIT! You can't-- ...shit.

IC!Envy: *But then again, are they really humans ... ? he doesn't bother thinking about it too much, happy to kill them either way so long as they work for that man*

T!Ed: *twitches uncomfortable in Ren's arms, tugging at the restraints around his wrists* Get them off..?

Guard section 15-22: ::coming down the hallway in the mental ward; point their guns at the fleeing T!Ed and C!Envy:: FREEZE!

C!Envy: Soon, love. I promise. *running, manages a glance down at him and a hurried smile, rounding the corner to the corridor of the fight* ENVY! GLUTTONY! WE NEED TO GET OUT NOW!

IC!Gluttony: *finishes eating Guard 4, glancing around for the foot*

IC!Envy: *hears the urgency in his double's voice and snaps at Gluttony* Hurry, you. *runs towards Ren*

Guards: ::upon lack of freezing, open fire on anyone who's not authorized to be there::

IC!Gluttony: *pouts a little, but follows after Envy*

T!Ed: Mm. *rests his head against Ren's chest, not really taking in much of what's going on*

C!Envy: *beginning to get a dull headache accompanied by a strong sense of foreboding*

IC!Envy: *takes a few bullets to the arms and chest, and ignores them*

Guards: ::running, shooting, looking badass, or at least they think so::

IC!Gluttony: *snarls when he gets shot, stopping and spinning to face the guards pursuing them down hallway*

Guard 21: ::does a nifty little roll along the floor then shoots at C!Envy some more::

IC!Envy: *skids to a halt next to Ren, unable to suppress the shudder that goes through him at the sight of Edward*

C!Envy: *dodges bullets but can't maneuver too well with a particularly sharp Edward in his arms, gets hit in a few places, feeling sharp stabs of white-hot pain shoot through him, stumbling and yelling to Envy* TAKE EDWARD! GO NOW!

T!Ed: *tries to cling to Ren as he stumbles, having some difficulty manuevering his hands with the restraints, crying out*

IC!Envy: *blinks and catches Edward from his double by reflex, hissing as the blades cut into him* GLUTTONY! COME HERE NOW!

T!Ed: No... *watches Ren wide-eyed, squirming in Envy's arms*

IC!Gluttony: *eyes guards, wants to hurt them, snarls in frustration and turns again, running towards Envy*

Guards: ::split into groups, many chasing after Ed/Envy/Gluttony but a decent detatchment goes to try and subdue C!Envy with bullets::

IC!Envy: *recognizes the look on his double's face and knows that somewhere in this room are his bones, and scowls in hatred at Hohenheim's sheer bastardry, equipping his guards with that*

C!Envy: Take him! Get him home! *gets hit a few more times, one right through his spine and into his heart, collapsing back into the wall* Edward, go! You're safe, I'll catch up with you. GO, DAMMIT!

IC!Envy: I'M GOING! *bellows, grabbing Gluttony by the scruff of his neck as soon as he can and letting out one short breath before shifting*

IC!Gluttony: *disorientation, whee!*

T!Ed: *stares, almost startled to find himself back in Clara's garden*

IC!Alfons: Guards not around C!Envy: ::look around in confusion as they disappear::

C!Envy: *choking on his own blood, none of his wounds even beginning to heal as he bleeds everywhere, getting hit in the head and screaming in agony as he goes down, clawing at his head and face blindly*

IC!Gluttony: *is a bit startled himself* ...We is done now?

C!Envy: *goes still, crumpled onto the floor in a spreading pool of his own blood, unconscious*

IC!Envy: *returns at the agreed spot in front of some woman's house, letting out a long sigh and glancing around for damage control*

Guards: ::drag him off, pleased with themselves::

OOC!Alfons: *hanging out in his room reading*

IC!Gluttony: *glances around* ...Other Envy come later, yes?

T!Ed: *just keeps staring before it all finally clicks, screaming* TAKE ME BACK! I HAVE TO GO BACK, TAKE ME BACK NOW!

IC!Alfons: ::working on Important Research::
IC!Alfons: ::blinks a little at the sudden yelling, not actually able to make out what's being said; stands and looks out the window, then does a double-take before sprinting downstairs::

IC!Envy: *knows that Ed cannot shift and deposits him on the ground, rubbing his cut arms as they heal themselves* Quiet.

OOC!Alfons: *thinks he hears something, frowning and getting up off his bed, padding down the hall and almost gets knocked over by Alfons* What's going on? *follows hurriedly*

T!Ed: *moves to stand, collapsing back down to the ground, sobbing* ...Take me back...

OOC!Psiren: *is dusting in the library, hears screaming, drops her duster and heads for the door*

IC!Alfons: ::glances back:: It is Edward, they brought him back! ::runs faster, then attempts to avoid collision with Clara::

IC!Gluttony: *stares at Edward* ...Funny sharp pokies....

IC!Envy: *rolls his shoulders and pops the joints of his neck, not bothering to wipe the blood from his hands, seeing as he's covered in it from head to foot*

OOC!Alfons: Ohmygod! *tears after him, glancing at Clara, wrenching the door open so they don't all faceplant into it*

OOC!Psiren: *eeps, bumping shoulders with him, processing what he said* ...Edward? What? *chases after them to the door*

T!Ed: *keeps sobbing, murmuring the sentence hysterically to himself and rocking back and forth, a couple of the arm blades grazing the dirt*

IC!Envy: *turns to Gluttony, grinning thinly, bitterly disappointed he did not even encounter Hohenheim ... this time* You did well, Gluttony.

OOC!Alfons: *comes to a stop when he sees Edward, eyes wide* Holy FUCK!

IC!Alfons: ::comes to a sudden stop in front of him, dropping to his knees, staring at him in horror and relief at the same time:: Edward...

OOC!Psiren: *spots them on the lawn, gasping in horror when she sees the blades* Oh my dear God in heaven.... *puts a hand to her mouth, frozen on the front steps*

T!Ed: Takemebacktakemebacktakemebacktakemeback...

IC!Gluttony: *grins at Envy* I did?

OOC!Alfons: *takes a few deep breaths, glancing nervously at the two homunculi* ...What happened?

IC!Alfons: ::gapes a little, and places a hand gently on his shoulder:: Edward, what did they do to you...?

IC!Envy: *shrugs at Gluttony, no longer paying attention, taking some red stones from who wants to know where he keeps them and popping them in his mouth, chewing with relish*

T!Ed: *jerks, screaming*

IC!Alfons: ::jerks his hand back, eyes wide:: Sorry...

OOC!Psiren: *steps forward shakily, hands in front of her mouth, horrified*

IC!Envy: *realizes he was spoken to, and says through his chewing* We went. There were guards. We killed some guards. There were too many guards. He said to leave him and get Ed back, so I did.

T!Ed: TAKE ME BACK. *screaming still*

IC!Gluttony: *stares at the red stones*

IC!Envy: Oh, can it! *snaps, half-tempted to kick Ed, though he doesn't fancy a spike through his foot*

OOC!Alfons: *drops down beside Alfons, speaking quietly* ...Edward? Edward, can you hear us?

IC!Alfons: ::winces a little:: Edward... Bitte, you are here now, you are safe....

OOC!Alfons: Yeah, you're gonna be fine now, okay? You definitely don't want to go back.

T!Ed: I WANT TO GO BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKEMEBACK! *curls into himself, sobbing hard*

OOC!Psiren: *sort of processing things slowly, staring blankly at Envy* ...You...? ...He.... *eyes wide* ...Ren! Where's Ren?!

OOC!Alfons: *looks up at Clara* What?

IC!Alfons: Sssh... ::blinks a little at Clara's revelation, and looks around::

T!Ed: THEY LEFT HIM. LEFT HIM LEFT HIM LEFT HIM LEFTHIMLEFTHIM.

IC!Envy: *glances at Clara* Still there. Said he'd follow us. But I doubt it - I think they had some of his ... bones ... there. *says the word as though it is the foulest thing imaginable, then covers his ears at Ed's screeching*
IC!Envy: Don't you have some sedatives or something to shut THAT up? *asks Clara, since she seems to be in charge around here*

OOC!Alfons: *stares wide-eyed at Envy* Oh, shit.

OOC!Psiren: *eyes wider*.........................YOU LEFT HIM?!

IC!Alfons: Oh, Gott, Edward... ::shakes his head, in shock still::

OOC!Alfons: *glares at Envy* Be nice! He's fucking terrified!

IC!Envy: *narrows his eyes at them, not appreciating their attitude* I did what he said and got the whiny crazy BITCH out of there!

OOC!Psiren: THEY HAD HIS BONES AND YOU LEFT HIM?!

IC!Envy: Be nice?! *howls with derisive laughter at the mere thought*

IC!Alfons: ::numbly processes the shouting; mostly concerned about trying to get Edward to calm down a little if at all possible, and still just sort of in general shock at the blades and everything::

OOC!Alfons: *stands up, facing Envy and glaring* Leave Edward alone. He's scared. Just get out of here if he pisses you off so fucking badly.

T!Ed: *rocks faster, babbling and pressing his face to his knees*

IC!Gluttony: ...Other Envy tell us to....

IC!Envy: *ignores Ed and that blond bastard who's defending him, snarling with barely repressed violence at Clara* They would have killed Ed if we'd stayed any longer, there were bullets everywhere, and I'm the only other one who can shift.
IC!Envy: So why don't you shut the fuck up a bit and let me think?

IC!Alfons: ::watches him sadly, reaching a hand slowly toward his shoulder again:: Edward, bitte...

IC!Envy: *not that he cares if Ed dies, he'd have perferred it, but his double was strange about that kind of thing*

T!Ed: *twitches, not resisting this time, still murmuring*

OOC!Psiren: *flushes angrily, shaking* ...Go back and get him.

OOC!Alfons: *narrows his eyes, taking a step forward* Think about what?! Thanks for bringing Edward back and all, but you aren't helping anyone right now. Take a hike!

IC!Alfons: ::squeezes his shoulder gently, then looks down at Edward's wrists:: Edward... bitte, would you be able to hold still for a moment? I want to help you get your hands free.

T!Ed: *looks at Alfons blankly, tears running down his face, offering his hands*

IC!Envy: *slaps Hei across the face, just for good measure, and says to Clara* Don't boss me around, human. You don't want to begin to imagine the amount of pain I could cause you. *he disappears abruptly, shifting back*

IC!Alfons: Danke. ::offers him a weak smile, then claps and transmutes the bindings off, tossing them aside:: There you go.

OOC!Alfons: *falls over in a mix of surprise, but mostly the weight of the slap, sitting down hard* FUCK!

T!Ed: *curls arms around his knees, shaking hard and going silent*

OOC!Psiren: *takes an involuntary step back, then turns to Hei* Are you alright?! *kneels next to him*

IC!Gluttony: *sitting unobtrusively off to the side, licking blood off of his fingers*

IC!Alfons: ::sighs sadly, watching him, then looks over at Clara and Hei, sort of wondering what just happened::

OOC!Alfons: *nods* Yeah. I think. It's not me you have to worry about right now, though. *jerks his head over toward Edward* What the hell did they do to him?

OOC!Psiren: *glances over at Edward again, swallowing and shaking a little* Lord help us.... *takes a few deep breaths* ...Alfons, how is he?

IC!Alfons: ::shakes his head a little, rubbing Edward's shoulder lightly again:: I do not know any better than you do, really. ::frowns:: Edward, when was the last time you took any of your medicine? Do you remember?

OOC!Psiren: *stands, offering Hei a hand*

T!Ed: *shakes his head, twitching and pressing the side of it to his knees*

OOC!Psiren: *frowns* ...Should I go get it?

OOC!Alfons: *takes Clara's hand, standing* Uh, where would it be?

IC!Alfons: Would you, bitte?

OOC!Psiren: Somewhere in the apartment... I don't know, kitchen maybe? It's meant to be a tea, right? I'll go look....

IC!Alfons: Ja, alright, danke.

T!Ed: ...I want Ren... Where's Ren..? *looks around lost, voice small*

OOC!Alfons: Want help? *feels bad about it, but really wants to get away from Edward, cringing every time he looks at him*

IC!Alfons: Herr Envy is fine, I am sure. He wanted you to be safe, and now here you are, safe and sound. He will be back soon, I am certain.

OOC!Psiren: *bites her lip, heading toward the house to call a cab* I think I'm fine, you should help Alfons with Edward....

T!Ed: ............................. *stares at him before laughing hysterically, rocking again*

OOC!Alfons: ...Okay. *bites his lip and goes to kneel next to the two of them* Uh, can I do anything?

OOC!Psiren: *goes into the house, calls a cab*

IC!Alfons: ::frowns deeply, then looks over at his double with a shrug::

OOC!Alfons: Edward, um, you do recognize us, right?

IC!Gluttony: *fidgets, watching them quietly*

T!Ed: *jerks his head in a nod*

OOC!Alfons: *relief* Okay. You want to get inside so you aren't sitting out here in the gravel?

OOC!Psiren: *comes back to the front door, hovering anxiously* ...What do you think we should do? Should we bring him inside? Maybe he should... lie down...? *bites her lip, wringing her hands*

T!Ed: ...Want Ren... *whimpers*

IC!Alfons: I know, Edward, but until then... what can we do to help you feel better?

OOC!Alfons: *frowns* Yeah, about that... Envy just went off to try and find him.

T!Ed: Staying here until I get Ren back. *curls up tighter*

IC!Alfons: No, Edward, bitte. Come inside and lay down... You probably need rest, after everything they must have put you through...

OOC!Alfons: Well, alright. But I'm sure he'll be able to find you just fine if you're right inside the door, lying down in the parlor or something.

T!Ed: *just shakes his head, staying put*

IC!Alfons: ::frowns sadly:: Would you like something to eat, then? Or drink?

OOC!Psiren: *fidgets, walking towards them again and hovering anxiously* I could get you water? Tea? ...A blanket?

OOC!Alfons: ...Okay. *turns and heads back inside, not sure where the bedding is kept, so just dragging all the sheets and pillows off of his own bed and hauling the lot back into the drive*

T!Ed: *presses his face to his knees, blocking them out*

IC!Alfons: ::sighs, rubbing his shoulder gently and watching him:: Would... red stone help?

OOC!Alfons: *drops the bedding on the ground next to Ed, straightening it out a bit and giving it a pat* Here, at least you won't have gravel digging into your leg now.

T!Ed: *flinches before glancing at the bedding and crawling onto it, curling up on his stomach*

OOC!Alfons: *smiles at this, glad he actually helped somehow before turning to Clara* Get the stones. I think they keep some in that closet in their room. I've seen Edward get them out before.

OOC!Psiren: *nods* Okay, I'll look for those too, then.... *glances at her watch*

OOC!Alfons: Thanks, Clara.

IC!Alfons: ::stays put, wrapping his arms around his knees, finally sort of taking in all the blades and everything, and feeling a bit sick::

OOC!Psiren: *nods, rubbing her arm, looking pale*

T!Ed: *looks blankly at the blades embedded in his arms, picking at the sutures of one* Get them out..?

OOC!Alfons: *at a very similar place to Alfons, trying to stay focused and will away a considerable amount of nausea*

IC!Alfons: Can they be taken out that easily, do you think? They cannot be comfortable...

OOC!Alfons: *looking away, letting himself be distracted by some trees* We need to get him to a hospital.

OOC!Psiren: *staring, horrified* A... a doctor should... those can be removed... right?

OOC!Alfons: *doesn't want to think about this*

T!Ed: *scratches weakly around the threads of the blade, getting ready to start crying again*

OOC!Psiren: ...Should I call an ambulance, too? Or... should I have the cabbie take him to the hospital?

IC!Alfons: Would that be alright, Edward? To take you to the doctor and have them taken out?

OOC!Alfons: ...The ambulance might freak him out. But then, the cabbie might get freaked out anyway. *sighs*

IC!Envy: *shifts back without warning, alone, clearly irate*

IC!Gluttony: *has been feeling silently uncomfortable, perks up a little* Envy!

OOC!Alfons: *jumps about a mile when Envy reappears* Great FUCK do you have to do that so-- so--... yeah.

T!Ed: *nods slowly, shaking and watching small bits of blood well up around the edges of the stitches before stopping*

OOC!Psiren: *jumps as well* ............What happened?

IC!Alfons: ::looks over his shoulder at Envy, frowning::

IC!Envy: *glares death at Hei, but speaks to Clara* They were gone by the time I got there. Only flunkies left. *if there was any part of him not covered with blood before, it is now* I got rid of them, but he had already taken the boss.

OOC!Alfons: The boss? *incredulous*

IC!Envy: Off-dimension somewhere ... I have no idea ... so I got rid of the trash and came back. *rolls his head to the side* We'll have to start the search over, goddammit.

OOC!Psiren: *trying very hard not to faint with the amount of blood everywhere* Th-they... gone...?

T!Ed: ...No Ren?

IC!Envy: *pities humans for their complete lack of understanding something so very simple* No Ren.

OOC!Psiren: *eyes tearing up, takes a shuddering breath and wipes at her eyes, trying not to panic*

IC!Gluttony: ...Envy... take Gluttony back for eating them....

OOC!Alfons: *glances at Clara* You okay?

IC!Alfons: ::watching Edward, concerned::

T!Ed: *sniffles, feeling absolutely sick and curling up as best he can, eyes squeezed shut*

IC!Envy: *sneers* If you'll excuse me, I've had just about as much of this as I can stomach today. Make sure THAT doesn't die before my double's back. *he says, nodding his head towards Ed* Come with me, Gluttony.

OOC!Psiren: No. *takes a few breaths* Yes. ...I'll be fine.

IC!Gluttony: *nods* Come where?

OOC!Alfons: *rolls his eyes, glaring at Envy and going over to put an arm around Clara for support* You sure?

IC!Envy: *does not answer, simply walks away and expects Gluttony to follow*

OOC!Psiren: *leans into Hei a little* Y-yeah. No. I don't know. *closes her eyes tightly, trying to shove everything aside to deal with when she has time for it* Later.
OOC!Psiren: *glances at her watch desperately* ...Taxi should be here soon....

OOC!Alfons: *rubs her back a little, as much comforted by the contact as she is* Yeah. You might want to grab as much as you can while you're there.
OOC!Alfons: Ed will probably need his wheelchair, too. ...I can't think of what else... Shit, I can't even think.

IC!Gluttony: *looks at Alfons, then follows after Envy, sort of not wanting to be around all this anyway*

IC!Alfons: ::watching Edward sadly, chin on his knees::

T!Ed: *looks up at Hei and Clara after a while* ...Can I go home..?

OOC!Alfons: *doesn't want to be the one to answer that*

OOC!Psiren: *looks at Edward* Home...? Um.... *glances between Alfons and Hei, unsure what to do*

IC!Alfons: Are you sure you will be alright by yourself, though, Edward? Maybe someone should stay with you for a while and make sure you are alright?

OOC!Alfons: *sighs deeply* You should go to the doctor's first. *not wanting to look at him*

T!Ed: I want to go home... Want Ren and Kat and William and Clarence... *hugs a pillow to his chest, stroking it and mumbling into the fabric, staring off blankly*

OOC!Psiren: Oh... your pets are here, Edward....

OOC!Alfons: Yeah.

T!Ed: Ren's not here. *smiles eerily* Be with me soon, though. Always came to my room...

IC!Alfons: ::shudders slightly at that smile::

OOC!Alfons: *shivers, backing away a step automatically*

OOC!Psiren: *bites her lip, releasing Hei, wringing her hands again* What do we do? The taxi will be here soon, do we take him home? To the hospital? Should we wait until he's got his meds before we decide?

OOC!Alfons: Meds. I vote meds followed by hospital.

IC!Alfons: I think the hospital and his home should wait until he is a little better, personally. So... ja, medication and food and rest, first.
IC!Alfons: He needs his energy back. ::sighs::

Frank the Cabbie: *eases his way down the drive*

OOC!Alfons: No, wait. What's the point? Just take him to the hospital now and Clara can go get his medicine and everything while we check him in. Alfons, you're being irrational. *wants to be sick*

IC!Alfons: ::blinks:: I am being irrational? I just want to make sure he is alright.

Frank the Cabbie: *impressed by how long a drive it is*

OOC!Alfons: I know. But think about it- he's so full of metal right now he can barely sit up, look at him!
OOC!Alfons: We need to get those things out of him, and besides- he's completely human right now. Look at his eyes. The doctors could operate without anything weird happening.

T!Ed: *stroking and murmuring to the pillow*

IC!Alfons: Alright, alright. ::sighs::

OOC!Psiren: *nods*

OOC!Alfons: *glances at him apologetically* Sorry.

IC!Alfons: No, it is fine, you are right. ::shakes his head::

OOC!Psiren: And then the red stones will help him heal... right, I see the cab, let's all go, we'll stop at the hospital first and drop you and Edward off....

OOC!Alfons: Thanks. *tries to smile but opts for nausea instead* Um, be right back. *runs for a clump of bushes to be sick behind*

Frank the Cabbie: *pulls to a stop, eyes widening as he looks out the window* Holy SHIT!

IC!Alfons: ::stands and offers Edward a hand:: Come on, then, let us get these awful things out of you...

OOC!Alfons: *returns a few moments later, wiping his mouth off on his sleeve and heading back over to them, reaching down to kind of position a blanket around Edward, trying to get the blades out of sight* You can't walk, can you?

OOC!Psiren: *winces, going to the cab window* Yes, I know, okay, you have to help us get him to a hospital....

T!Ed: *looks at the hand blankly before takng it, still clutching the pillow and standing slowly, hissing as he puts weight on his prosthetic leg and having to stoop*
T!Ed: Hurts to walk...

IC!Alfons: Sorry... We will get you there as quickly as possible, then... You may lean on me if you need to, I do not mind... ::walks with him toward the cab::

Frank the Cabbie: *still gawking* Fucking hell, he's going to rip the shit out of my seats!

OOC!Alfons: *stays close, feeling ill again, but wanting to make sure Ed doesn't fall* It's just a few feet to the car...

T!Ed: *leans a little towards Alfons, blades getting dangerously close to him, having trouble walking and wincing deeply*

OOC!Psiren: Stop- never mind. Please. I'll pay for any damages. Plus extra. I don't care. Just please, we need to hurry. *opens the door to the back seat*

Frank the Cabbie: *gawk gawk* ...Yes ma'am. ...Y'all need, err, help with, err... that?

IC!Alfons: ::definitely eyeing the blades worriedly, but is more concerned about getting him quickly to the cab; guides him toward the back seat::

OOC!Alfons: If he keeps the blanket wrapped around him, the seats should be okay. We'll be careful.

T!Ed: *finally reaches the taxi, stumbling a few times and whimpering*

OOC!Psiren: *hovering anxiously again, wanting to help, but not sure how*

Frank the Cabbie: *craning his neck to watch with horrified fascination* Shit, man....

OOC!Alfons: Clara, take the front seat. We'll sit on either side of him in the back. Um-- *runs off to be sick again*

IC!Alfons: ::waits for Ed to take a seat, glancing toward his double briefly as he runs off::

T!Ed: *slides into the car awkwardly, breathing labored and sitting as far forward in the seat as he can*

OOC!Alfons: *comes back, slightly greenish, and slides in on one side of Ed, keeping as much distance as he can*

OOC!Psiren: *bites her lip, watching Hei, then goes around the car to sit shotgun*

IC!Alfons: ::scoots in next to him and closes the car door::

Frank the Cabbie: *feeling greenish himself* ...Right. Hospital. Um. *peels out of there*

Date: 2007-06-01 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shichahn.livejournal.com
Ooooh, it's all in one part. Sure felt longer than that while we were writing it. XDD

Date: 2007-06-01 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shichahn.livejournal.com
Awww, poor Gluttony. It's okay though, he served a use as entertainment value which really is quite useful, after all. XD

Date: 2007-06-01 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adventurewrath.livejournal.com
Darn, I really wanted to be in the rescuing Ed party but didn't get a chance to ask in Gluttony's last log. Ah well.

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